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CSS Survivor Series Tournament First Round Match: The Rejected X-Men vs. Team Hollywood Wallace

The CSS Survivor Series Tournament continues today with a first round match pitting The Rejected X-Men vs. Team Hollywood Wallace Judas.

CSS Survivor Series Tournament Bracket: Updated as of end of Day 6, Wed., Nov. 21, 2012
CSS Survivor Series Tournament Bracket: Updated as of end of Day 6, Wed., Nov. 21, 2012
June M. Williams

Let's continue the Cageside Seats (CSS) Survivor Series Tournament, shall we?

Next up on the docket is Kanenite's squad, The Rejected X-Men, taking on Hollywood Wallace Judas' gang, Team Hollywood Judas.

The Rejected X-Men

Scott Steiner
Jerry Lawler
Bruno Sammartino
Shane Douglas
Sunny (WC)


Team Hollywood Judas

Vince McMahon
John Cena
Dusty Rhodes
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka
Mike Tyson (WC)

You'll vote in this tournament in the same way we've voted in every other tournament. Take a look at the teams you see above and choose who you think the winner should be.

To vote Rejected X-Men simply write: Vote - X-Men
To vote Team Hollywood Wallace simply write: Vote - Hollywood

Good luck!

Here's a promo from Kanenite on why you should vote for The Rejected X-Men:

"Wallace has mistakenly centered his team around Vince McMahon's influential power. Even though Vince has the power to give himself an advantage, his career record on PPV is only 7-12, including victories over his daughter and one-legged Zack Gowen. Is this supposed to be impressive? Similarly, Jake Roberts only has 13 career wins on PPV in 33 total matches. Snuka only has 3 career wins on PPV in 18 total matches. Please don't let the names fool you; these three men lose all the time on the big stage.

"My combatants are full of size, strength, smarts, and champions. Batista and Steiner provide the muscle; Shane Douglas and Lawler provide the brains; Sammartino is the unbeatable 4000+ day WWWF champion. Dusty Rhodes can try to take out these men with bionic elbows, but does anybody expect that maneuver to be even slightly effective against alpha male champions like Sammartino, Batista, and Steiner? And did you know that Batista is one of the rare men that have scored a clean pinfall win on PPV against John Cena over the last 7 years? Batista can defeat Fruity Pebbles all on his own, and it will be that much easier with Sunny at ringside.

"Nobody in the history of the sport is better at distracting male wrestlers than Sunny; she carried nobodies like Bart Gunn and Phineas Godwinn to team championship wins all the time. Mike Tyson's only notable accomplishment in wrestling is knocking a guy out after the match was over; Tyson is useless during the actual match. While Sunny is scheming and flaunting her assets, Mike Tyson will be busy mugging for the camera with poorly executed crotch chops.

"Putting kayfabe aside, can you really stomach the idea of The Ultimate Survivor Series Team having both John Cena and Vince McMahon on it? Doesn't it make you want to vomit? Vince McMahon has been shoving John Cena down our throats for over 7 years against our will. Here's your chance to rise up and shove it right back up both their asses. Here's your chance to let Cena know that besmirching another man with BBQ sauce will not be tolerated in this tournament. Remember: a vote for Wallace is a vote for BBQ foreplay."

Updated Bracket (click to enlarge):


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