CSS Survivor Series Tournament: Team Slothstronaut advances to round two

You can't stop Robocop. You just can't.

Team Extreme certainly couldn't, as ULTMMA's squad fell to Team Slothstronaut by a margin of 20-13 in the first round of the Cageside Seats Survivor Series Tournament.

It was a valiant effort to say the least. After all, Team Extreme was built solely on the leftovers of a 14 team, six-round draft. ULTMMA came in and cleaned up to build a gang that competed with a group that included the Hollywood Blondes, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brian Pillman, and the Hardcore Legends, Mankind and Terry Funk.

Well done, ULTMMA. And congrats to Matthew Roth for his victory.

Up next, DarkTalon -- who is mostly responsible for this tournament coming to fruition -- gets his time under the first round lights, as his Lords of Destruction take on C.J. Bradford's The Whole Damn Foot. Don't ask me what that terrible team name means, either.