Christian Cage brought his daughter to Collision just to have her thrown out

He denigrated the late Luke Perry while lewdly propositioning his son’s mother while beefing with Jungle Boy. Ran down Wardlow’s deceased father during their TNT title feud... and beat up Brock Anderson to send a message to Arn as a Father’s Day gift.

Compared to all that, carrying around the belt that Luchasaurus beat Wardlow for and claiming it as his own is light work for Christian Cage. Time to step it up. But the dad thing is kind of played out, and Swerve Strickland took it to a level that will be hard to top on last week’s Dynamite.

So what does Christian do? On Collision last night (Aug. 5), he brought his daughter to work. And when young Ms. Cage, who should be somewhere around ten years old now, wanted to hold daddy’s TNT belt, he scolded her for not having won it before sending her back to her mother... and then telling security to kick her out of the arena for lack of credentials.

The man’s a menace. A wonderful, wonderful menace.

Christian’s kiddo was there because Cage realized he’s a role model, which was a segue into pointing out that Darby Allin’s a poor one for 18 year old Nick Wayne (the victim of Swerve’s dead dad offensive last Wednesday). Crossover with their feud coming up? Christian, Swerve & AR Fox vs. Sting, Darby & Nick at All In?

Imagine the heinous $#!+ Strickland & Cage can wreak together.

Let us know what you think in the comments. On your way down there, check out the rest of the highlights from the Aug. 5 episode of Collision.

• Could AEW World Tag Champs, FTR, fend off the threat of Big Bill & Cage?
• Was TBS Champ Kris Statlander ready for the vicious veteran Mercedes Martinez?
• ROH World Television Champ, Samoa Joe, is on a roll and looking to England!
• Could Martin, Andretti, & Johnson out-maneuver Trios Champs House of Black?
• No more cardboard, Switchblade Jay White is back and taking on Gran Metalik!
• Stepping out of Greenville who was the “Real World Champ”? Punk or Starks?

For complete results and the live blog for Colllision click here. To read a complete recap & review of all the night’s events click here.