AEW Rampage live results, open thread (Aug. 4, 2023): Parking Lot Fight

Here’s a place to check results and comment along with a new episode of AEW Rampage, airing tonight at its 10 pm ET regular start time on TNT.

The latest edition of Rampage comes our way on tape from Yuengling Center in Tampa, Florida (spoilers are here, if you’re interested - and if you are and choose to discuss them in the comments, please use the spoiler tag).

Tonight’s show features a Parking Lot Fight between Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli) and Best Friends (Chuck Taylor & Trent Beretta).

Also on the card: Keith Lee & The Hardys vs. Kip Sabian and The Blade & The Butcher, Anna Jay vs. Skye Blue, AR Fox & Swerve Strickland in tag team action, and more!

Come right back here at 10 pm ET when Rampage kicks off on TNT. We’ll update the post with everything that happens on the show below the line.

Enjoy the show!

AEW RAMPAGE RESULTS FOR AUG. 4

• Rampage kicks off with a trios match of Keith Lee & The Hardys vs. Kip Sabian, The Blade, and The Butcher. All six men are ringside and ready to go as the show begins.
• Keith Lee & The Hardys defeat The Blade, Kip Sabian, and The Butcher. The Hardys subdue Kip Sabian in the early going, but The Butcher and The Blade take control of the match and beat up Matt Hardy for a while. Jeff Hardy tags in but is overwhelmed by the numbers game and thrown into the barricade on the outside. The heels continue to stomp on Jeff as we go to commercial break. Keith Lee finally makes the hot tag and runs over everyone. Kip Sabian jumps on his back, but that doesn’t stop Keith from charging into the Blade in the corner and tossing dudes around. He powerslams Sabian. The Hardys take out Butcher and Blade. Lee manhandles Sabian and throws him down to that mat. Jeff tags in and hits the Swanton for the pin fall win.
• The Kingdom talk about their history in ROH with Adam Cole. They used to be tight, but Adam later abandoned them. It’s typical Adam Cole, forgetting about his real friends.
• The Young Bucks say it’s time to get back to the tag team division. They encounter The Hardys backstage. Matt Hardy challenges them to a match. The Bucks say it would be great to face the second best brother tag team of all-time. The match is set for next week on Dynamite.
• Anna Jay defeats Skye Blue. Blue is aggressive in the early going, chasing Anna around the ring and taking her down with a shoulder tackle. Angelo Parker creates a ringside distraction, and Jay takes over as we go to commercial break. Jay runs into a back elbow from Blue, who follows up with a flying crossbody. Jay hits a back heel kick to the head and then a flatliner for a near fall. Jay counters the Queen Slayer into a roll up. Daddy Magic distracts the ref while Angelo Parker jumps on the apron to distract Blue. Blue slaps him in the face, but Jay grabs her from behind and locks in the Queen Slayer. Blue taps out.
• Kris Statlander cuts a promo on Mercedes Martinez ahead of their TBS title match on Collision. Statlander squats up and down with Renee on her shoulders during the interview.
• They cut to the Parking Lot at Daily’s Place. Paul Wight and Tony Schiavone announce that PAC is injured. The Lucha Bros will face the winner of the Parking Lot Fight next week on Dynamite.
• AR Fox & Swerve Strickland defeat Logan Cruz & Tyshaun Perez. These two jobbers never stood a chance. Fox launches off the top rope and wipes them both out. Swerve powerbombs the one jobber, who rolls out of the ring. The other jobbers gets some blows in, but it doesn’t last long. Fox hits a cutter on him, There’s a brainbuster, and then Fox pins him after landing a 450 splash.
• Here’s the latest edition of QTV. I think Johnny TV issues an open challenge for anyone to face them in a trios match?
• Big Bill and Brian Cage cut a promo saying they will embarrass FTR and win the AEW world tag team titles on Collision.
• Mark Henry throws to a video package hyping the Parking Lot Fight and says it’s time for the main event.
• Blackpool Combat Club defeat Best Friends in a Parking Lot Fight. BCC looks for Orange Cassidy in some of the cars but can’t find him. Moxley jabs a fork into Trent’s forehead. Trent jumps off the roof of the car and splashes down on Mox, now returning the favor with the fork. Claudio rips off the car spoiler and smashes Chuck over the back with it. The Best Friends team up to launch Claudio into the back of a car. Chuck smashes the spoiler on Claudio’s back this time. BCC raises a car hood. They throw Trent in there and ram the hood up and down on his body. Mox disappears while Claudio executes the giant swing. Mox comes back with a garbage can and uses it right away. Chuck has a street sign and blasts BCC with it. Claudio is thrown into a windshield and smashes it. Mox suplexes Chuck onto a guardrail as we go to commercial break. Later in the fight, Moxley and Trent have a hockey fight on the hood of a car. Mox hits him with Death Rider onto the windshield. Chuck siphons gas out of a car and lights his a barbed wire board on fire. Wheeler Yuta shows up, and Taylor doesn’t want to hit him. Moxley takes advantage and smashes Taylor with the weapon. Yuta rams a screwdriver into Chuck’s face. Trent’s mom Sue drives Orange Cassidy into the parking lot. He is jumped by all three BCC members. Yuta DDTs Cassidy onto Sue’s van. They open her door and tell Sue to leave. BCC try to destroy Sue’s van with weapons. Mox stomps Trent’s head into the windshield, which is good enough to score the pin fall win. Mox continues destroying Sue’s van as the show goes off the air.