Mox just sold thousands of books with five words

We already told you about Mox, the autobiography of Jon Moxley that will hit bookshelves this November.

You were probably on-board to check out the secret origin of Cincinnati kid Jon Good, who became Jon Moxley, morphed into Dean Ambrose for a bit before reverting to his true kayfabe form, and found true love with a Canadian lass along the way. Maybe you even pre-ordered it already!

Well, if you haven’t, I bet you are now...

Moxley’s monthly tweet distills his essence in those first five words. It’s the second five that hook ya (as in demand your attention... don’t want you to think I was referring to another member of the AEW roster with a cult following on the interwebs).

It’s there he harkens back to something I figured was lost to history. Especially since Mox himself definitively said there was nothing to the name the ‘net gave him after spying the word “titty” written on his wrist tape early in his WWE run.

But now, the story can be told. In November, we’ll get Titty Master Tales.

Shut up and take my $29!