AEW has been hyping up tonight’s (Feb. 3) Beach Break wedding between Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford for months. Miro even debuted way back in September 2020 as the Best Man, which is the role he played during tonight’s ceremony.
James Mitchell, the sinister minister, was on hand for the big night. The wedding vows were certainly a bit on the disturbing side, with a side mention of kayfabe:
Miro is no stranger to wrestling weddings gone wrong, so he refused to allow anyone to have a chance to object to the union of Ford and Sabian. He also suspected something was awry with the giant wrapped gift in the corner of the ring, so he beat the hell out of it. It turned out to be empty.
Little did he know that sending his butler Charles to clean up the mess would lead to Miro being shackled in the corner by his ankle. It didn’t take long for Penelope Ford’s face to get smashed in a cake, with Orange Cassidy crashing the scene:
It turned out to be another ruined wedding featuring Miro, of course.
Where does Sabian and Ford’s wedding rank on the list of pro wrestling weddings?
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