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Here's a place to check results and comment along with a new episode of AEW Dynamite, airing tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern on TNT.
Check out our Wednesday morning preview post to get caught up on what led up to, and what we're looking forward to on, tonight’s show.
This episode comes our way from Jacksonville, Florida, and is headlined by AEW World champ Kenny Omega & Impact Tag champs The Good Brothers against Jon Moxley, PAC & Rey Fenix! Plus, a Revolution Tag title shot will be on the line in a battle royal that features three Inner Circle teams, FTR, two Dark Order teams, Private Party, Jurassic Express, The Acclaimed & Top Flight AND current champs The Young Bucks! Thunder Rosa and Dr. Britt Baker finally lock-up, and Lance Archer & Eddie Kingston do it again in a Lumberjack match! All that, the wedding of Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford, Hangman Page & Matt Hardy vs. Chaos Project, and more!
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AEW DYNAMITE RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG FOR FEB. 3
I’m looking for a miracle man that tells me no lies. I’m looking for a miracle man who’s not in disguise. I don’t know where he’ll come from and I don’t know where he’s been, but it’s not our Jimmy Sinner because he’s so obscene. but me, I’m just here to liveblog this here pro wrestling show for you folks.
The show opens with the intro video.
Sammy Hagar sends in another video promo hyping up his boys Jake Hager and Sammy Guevara as your next AEW World Tag Team Champions, what a world.
AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender’s Battle Royal
Hot start before anybody’s even in the ring as the Bucks hit stereo senton atomicos off the stage!
Bell rings, the Bucks hitting Superkick Parties on everybody! Eventually everybody gets in and we get your usual battle royal kick punch struggle in the corner business. Private Party take Dante Martin out, Alex Reynolds is eliminated by Jake Hager after a brief struggle, but John Silver and Stu Grayson knock Hager out right after! Matt Jackson gets eliminated by Santana and Ortiz!
Brawling continues, Chris Jericho and Maxwell Jacob Friedman eliminate Anthony Bowens! Luchasaurs double lariats them right after, going to town on Private Party and then on Proud-N-Powerful! Clubbing Max Caster to the mat, pop-up drop on Sammy Guevara, Darius Martin eats the California Roll! Nick Jackson springboards into a chokeslam and the dinosaur stands tall!
Grayson ducks him, Pele kick, the dinosaur is unmoved! Stu to the ropes, jockeying for position, trying to suplex him to the floor, no deal, goozle... HE CHOKESLAMS GRAYSON INTO ANTHONY BOWENS! EVIL UNO AND SILVER ELIMINATE THE DINOSAUR MAN! Uno and the Meat Man going to work on Jackson but MJF dumps Evil to the floor and eliminates him! Private Party working the remaining Martin over, he blocks Silly String and Marq Quen is eliminated when he falls to the floor!
Isiah Kassidy still in it, Silver double suplexes Ortiz and Santana but they dump him and eliminate him in turn! Nick takes the Inner Circle out with a diving crossbody, a series of kicks, Jackson eliminates Ortiz and then puts Santana on the apron and knocks him down with a suplex to eliminate Proud-N-Powerful! The Good Brothers come to ringside, Nick jaws with them, drop down, they low-bridge Kassidy and eliminate Private Party!
Friedman from behind, he eliminates Jackson and the Bucks are done! He and Jericho flex for the crowd, and it’s down to them, Sammy Guevara, Max Caster, “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry, and Darius “Air Wolf” Martin. Pairing off and brawling, eventually MJF eliminates Jungle Boy and Jurassic Express are sent packing! Caster comes up on him and Sammy and starts punching away!
Trapping Friedman’s arms, Sammy comes in and superkicks him, but Max is able to eliminate MJF! Martin takes Caster out and stares Le Sex Gods down! Beating Air Wolf down, whip across, Darius hits a double DDT! Guevara almost dumped, he recovers but Y2J clobbers Martin and Sammy is eliminated as collateral! Martin charges in, back body drop to the apron, Jericho thinks fast...
Inner Circle (Chris Jericho & Maxwell Jacob Friedman) win, last eliminating Top Flight when Jericho hit Judas Effect on Darius Martin to become #1 contender to the AEW World Tag Team Championship.
Commentary hypes up the rest of tonight’s show.
Jade Cargill gets a hype reel of her working out to send us to break.
Back from commercial, Tony Schiavone introduces Darby Allin and Sting.
He brings Darby’s upcoming TNT Championship defense against Joey Janela, but before Allin can answer, Team Taz appears on the tron, broadcasting from the parking lot. Taz complains about not being allowed inside the arena because they roughed up some AEW staff, and promises Allin that they’ll be up close and personal for his match next week.
Ricky Starks says that he doesn’t think Sting is the man he used to be anymore. Sting says he’s gonna be there to make sure Darby has a one-on-one match against Janela next week, and if Ricky Starks can’t see the Icon anymore, maybe he needs to take a closer look.
We get a video package for Dr. Britt Baker, DMD vs. Thunder Rosa.
Dr. Britt Baker, DMD vs. Thunder Rosa
Rebel with the distraction, Baker almost gets Lockjaw right on but Rosa counters with a roll-up and a dropkick! Ode to Jim Breaks applied, Britt gets the ropes! Taking the doctor into the corner for chops and forearms, Baker traps her arm for a chinlock, Thunder breaks away, running corner dropkick, cannonball senton, only two! Cravate applied, into the corner, she breaks dirty with a chop at referee Paul Turner’s command!
Sidestep the Stinger Splash, spin her around, forearm to the back, trap her leg in the ropes, wrench her down and kick her in the head! Posting Rosa’s arm, stretching her while Rebel cheers her on! They brawl on the floor at length, Thunder throws Baker into a barricade and beats her down as we go to break.
Back from commercial, Rosa hits a Death Valley Driver on the stage! Back inside, slingshot knees, Thunder lines her up and hits a hesitation dropkick! Folding press for two, back elbow blocked, Baker hits Sling Blade and then a basement superkick... NOPE! Jockeying for position, Britt hits Air Raid Crash... STILL JUST TWO! Rebel passes Baker her glove, off the rope, running stomp, float-over, crucifix for two, Lockjaw applied!
Rosa reverses to a pin, no good, Baker still hanging in there, rolling her all the way through and to standing, back suplex counters the hold! Death Valley Driver connects... SO CLOSE! Back to the Ode to Jim breaks, Rebel gets in and tears a turnbuckle pad off! Thunder kicks her away, Britt with a schoolboy pin for two! Baker sidesteps, swinging reverse STO into the exposed turnbuckle!
Britt applies Lockjaw...
Dr. Britt Baker, DMD wins by referee stoppage with Lockjaw.
We get footage from last week of Matt Hardy backstage with “Hangman” Adam Page as Tony Schiavone interviews them.
Hardy talks about their shared history and says he thinks they’d have great chemistry, but Page has no interest in being in another tag team. Matt says he just wants to tag for one night only against Chaos Project to make good for them ruining -1’s birthday, and Hangman accedes.
Back in the present, they make their entrance and we go to break.
“Hangman” Adam Page & “Big Money” Matt Hardy vs. Chaos Project (Dr. Luther & Serpentico)
Hardy and Serpentico to start, Matt smashing his face into the corner, tag to Page, shooting star press for two! Chops in the corner, whip across, charging lariat, snap suplex, again just a nearfall. Tag to Hardy, diving elbow, shot off, blind tag from Luther, Side Effect! Luther charges in, lariat, boots to the head, putting him into the cornder for chops. Whip to the corner, tag out to Serpentico!
Whip-assist back splash, corner body avalanche, Luther slams Serpentico onto Big Money for two! Quick tags, working Hardy over, tag to Hangman! Clear the apron, duck a lariat, fallaway slam on Serpentico and a plancha takes Dr. Luther out! A little back and forth, Buck Shot, Hardy tags himself in...
“Hangman” Adam Page & Matt Hardy win by pinfall with a lateral press from Hardy on Serpentico.
Tony Schiavone announces the field for the women’s #1 contender’s tournament but goes a little too fast for me to get all the names.
We go to break on the promise of Penelope Ford and Kip Sabian getting married.
Back from commercial, Alex Marvez interviews Chris Jericho and MJF as they head to celebrate their victory, but all he gets is cheers and shouting.
They go into a room with the rest of the Inner Circle and celebrate, calling them collateral damage. Sammy Guevara asks why it’s always them that’s collateral damage.
Kip Sabian, his best man Miro, and butler Charles Taylor are interviewed backstage.
They mainly just talk about what an honor for us all to be part of this.
The ring is set up with all the wedding finery and the Sinister Minister James Mitchell is officiating.
Vickie Guerrero walks Kip Sabian down the aisle, and Jerry Lynn walks Penelope Ford down the aisle.
The Sinister Minister begins the wedding ceremony with his usual sinister twist on things and hands it to the groom for his vows.
Kip talks about seeing her breasts and knowing that their love was meant to be, and he promises to cherish her forever because she’s beautiful inside and out. Penelope starts to do hers, but Sabian cuts her off when she tries to talk about how big his donger is, and we move on to the exchange of the rings. Taylor hands Miro the rings and Mitchell does the usual vows but again, evil-style— “to have and to grope”, “kayfabing all others”, and so on.
Sabian does, Ford does, they put their rings on, and of course now we have to do the “forever hold your peace” objection spot. Miro interrupts and says he’s been here before and we’re not asking that question. Mitchell invokes the power invested in him by AEW and Tony Khan and pronounces them man and wife.
They kiss, of course.
Miro gets to make a speech and a toast now. He talks about the nature of love and says his present is his fierceness and tenacity and so on, and then everybody takes notice of a man-sized present in the corner. Chuck says it’s from him, and Miro destroys it. Taylor goes to the floor after it and Miro orders him to clean it up. Miro finally gives into the crowd chants and sings a little “What is love?” before cutting it off.
He calls for the cake but turns out to be handcuffed to the ropes! Chuck Taylor’s had all he can stand and he can’t stands no more! He decks Sabian and Ford gets knocked face-first into the cake! Chuck ducks a punch and Kip hits Miro! Penelope gets on his back and finally Kip beats him down! ORANGE CASSIDY WAS UNDER THE CAKE THE ENTIRE TIME! BEACH BREAK ON SABIAN!
Chuck and Orange stand tall and we go to break.
Back from commercial, we get a video of Shaquille O’Neal talking about his match against Cody Rhodes and Red Velvet and he demonstrates his finishing move, a spinning backfist he calls Black Tornado.
We’re informed the match will take place on the March 3 Dynamite.
Eddie Kingston vs. Lance Archer (Lumberjack Match)
Hot start, Archer beating Kingston down, but when he runs the ropes, Butcher and the Blade trip him up and Lance brawls on the floor with the lumberjacks. “Pretty” Peter Avalon ducks a charge and Archer goes head-first into the ringpost! The Murderhawk Monster recovers and lays waste to everybody and we go to break.
Back from commercial, Archer gets sent to the floor again and beat down! Back inside, full nelson slam, Kingston staggers to his feet only to get run over with a shoulder block! Lariat, drawing him up, straight suplex! Up in the turnbuckles, jockeying for position but the Bunny leaps on Lance’s shoulders! He has her up for Blackout but Eddie hits the Backfist to the Future!
Archer rolls out of the ring before he can cover him, Jake “the Snake” Roberts comes to his aid anddrops Angelico! Exploder suplex from Kingston, Blade puts a table in the ring but Bear Bronson spears him through the table! BEAR COUNTRY HIT THE RING AND TAKE BUTCHER AND THE BLADE OUT! Lance with a big Rock Bottom for two! Eddie up top, Archer cuts him off...
Lance Archer wins by pinfall with Blackout.
We get a video promo from FTR complaining about being suspended and blaming Jurassic Express for it. They run down all the injustices they’ve been subjected to and Tully Blanchard asks what it takes to get a title shot for the best team in the world. Dax Harwood says they’re not bad men but sometimes they have to ask what bad men would do, and he pulls Marko Stunt into frame, handcuffed to a chair and with his mouth duct taped shut.
And on that note, we go to break.
Back from commercial, we get a promo from Joey Janela regarding his title match next week.
He says he and Darby have a long history of mangling themselves and each other in pursuit of what they love, but next week the stakes are higher than ever with the TNT Championship on the line and he’s ready to be a bad, bad boy.
Kenny Omega and the Good Brothers make their entrance and we go to break.
Death Triangle (PAC & Rey Fenix) & Jon Moxley vs. Good Brothers (Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson) & Kenny Omega
Anderson and PAC to start, trading punches, headlock, shot off, shoulder block, drop down, leapfrog, leapfrog, the Bastard gets a tijeras and Karl scrambles to his corner to tag Gallows in! Moxley wants the tag and gets it, chest kicks and a Knee Trembler later, only one! Fenix and Anderson legal, quick tags from Death Triangle to work Machine Gun over! Omega trips PAC up and Gallows press slams him into Karl’s tender mercies!
Kenny tags in, PAC tags him with a German suplex, tags to Anderson and Mox! Jon with lariats, kicks in the corner, whip across, boot up on the charge! Duck an elbow, return one of his own, Crash Landing... NOPE! Passing Karl to the floor, suicide dive takes the Good Brothers out! Passing Omega into the barricade, we go to break with Moxley in control!
Back from commercial, Gallows is in control but Moxley counters to a figure four leglock! Anderson tags in and regains control, Magic Killer blocked, low bridge Big Hoot, sidestep Machine Gun into the corner, reaching for the tag... TAGS TO FENIX AND OMEGA! Rey with a Frankensteiner to Omega, a kick combo to Gallows, springboard headbutt to Anderson!
Kenny cuts him off with a kick, Fenix slips out of a powerbomb, superkick, slide through the corner, PAC comes in with a missile dropkick! DEATH TRIANGLE STEREO ORIHARA MOONSAULTS! Back inside, looking for a lucha arm drag but Omega kicks his leg out from under him and hits the Dragon suplex! Gallows tags in, cover, only two, whip across, duck a lariat, blind tag from the Bastard!
Leg kicks, chopping the big man down, basement dropkick, low sliding kick to the dome, only two! Tag to Anderson, the Biz Cliz guys breaking the match down and charging strikes at PAC! Combo neckbreaker, Moxley makes the save! Omega with the Dr. Wily Bomb... NO GOOD! V-Trigger in the ropes, electric chair, PAC fights out! Fenix in with a step-up solebutt, Mox with a lariat, pump kick from Rey, Jon with a German suplex!
The Bastard gets him up, bridging German suplex... SO CLOSE! Mox legal, he draws Omega up, sleeper hold, breaking briefly to deck Anderson on the apron, trading strikes, V-Trigger gets a lariat! Big Hoot with a pump kick to kick off the “:everybody do something cool” part of the match, crescent kick from Fenix, tope con giro! Sidestep the V-Trigger, kick to the gut, underhooks, countered!
Kenny with a Paradigm Shift but PAC comes off the top with a 450 splash to break it up! Gun Stun blocked, Moxley hits his own and tags Fenix in! Springboard moonsault on Anderson... NOT ENOUGH! Off the top... CAUGHT INTO THE SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! Tag to Gallows, get him up, Kenny cuts PAC off with a V-Trigger...
Good Brothers & Kenny Omega win by pinfall with Magic Killer from the Brothers on Rey Fenix.
Post-match, Lance Archer hits the ring and clears the Good Brothers out! Moxley crawls over to Omega, slowly to his feet... but he gets blindsided by a masked man... IT’S KENTA! KENTA IS HERE! GO 2 SLEEEEEEP!
Omega stands with one foot on Moxley’s body while KENTA makes “I’m coming for the IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship” gestures.
That’s the show, folks.