On tonight’s (Jan. 27) episode of Dynamite, Jungle Boy took on Dax Harwood in a singles match. The caveat is that interference from Harwood’s two allies, Cash Wheeler and Tully Blanchard, would be completely nullified because they were handcuffed at ringside to a dinosaur, Luchasaurus.
Boy and Harwood had a great match, and without any heels to run in, the babyface got the tap out victory.
But once the handcuffs were off, Tully and Cash blinded Luchasaurus with powder. All three heels put the boots to the vulnerable Jungle Boy.
The 67-year-old Blanchard then jumped off the rope for a spike piledriver, just like the good old days.
Catastrophe almost struck right after that. The heels pulled out some clippers and de-horned the dinosaur. They then set their sights on Jungle Boy’s luscious locks of hair.
NOT THE HORNS #AEWDynamite pic.twitter.com/JE0cqovr03
— All Elite Wrestling on TNT (@AEWonTNT) January 28, 2021
Thankfully everyone in the AEW locker room realized how precious that hair is, and they all came out to stop the unthinkable from happening.
How do you think Luchasaurus will react to having his horns cut off?
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