AEW is about to get freaky. They are bringing in handcuffs for a new stipulation to Jungle Boy versus Dax Harwood on Dynamite.
The match was set up as a one-on-one showdown with Harwood being confident that he could defeat Jungle Boy all by himself. Luchasaurus is making Harwood back up his words by being ringside to ensure that neither Cash Wheeler nor Tully Blanchard try to interfere.
AEW took it one step further with a special stipulation. Wheeler and Blanchard will both be handcuffed to Luchasaurus.
We have a new stipulation to announce for #JungleBoy vs. @DaxFTR this Wednesday on #AEWDynamite! #TullyBlanchard & @CashWheelerFTR will both be handcuffed to @luchasaurus at ringside to prevent any outside interference! Watch #AEW Dynamite on Wednesday night at 8e/7c on @TNTDrama pic.twitter.com/cPSSC468VA— All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) January 25, 2021
I hope Wheeler and Blanchard don’t forget their safe word, because they are about to get some naughty dinosaur action. Too bad AEW conveniently forgot to muzzle Marko Stunt. FTR should be suspicious that Stunt will cross the line. I propose that AEW amends the stipulation to strap Stunt to Luchasaurus back.
Harwood was not pleased upon hearing the news.
Only common criminals should be handcuffed. Tully is a Hall-of-Famer & Cash is on his way; complete disrespect. We’re fair, square, modest, & honest. I’ll swell Jack’s eye, break his jaw, & embarrass him. Then all the girls can cry about what I did to his bitchass face.#TopGuys https://t.co/wC6L0GEasX— Dax FTR (@DaxFTR) January 25, 2021
Wheeler is a little more on board with the stipulation, since he is confident that Harwood will teach Jungle Boy a lesson. Harwood is planning to live up to Wheeler’s expectations.
Cash is a good guy. Now that my best friend has put me over, I HAVE to live up to his expectations. I’ll run Jack Perry so bad, I’ll have to peel him off the mat, while his tongue hangs to his belly button. See y’all Wednesday night. https://t.co/6eZ3TQcKM9— Dax FTR (@DaxFTR) January 26, 2021
If that wasn’t enough motivation for Harwood, his young daughter wrote that she loves seeing him beat Jungle Boy.
Came home off the road yesterday, and 6y/o my daughter showed me her school work. Then she said, “Dad, beat Jungle Boy’s bitchass!”— Dax FTR (@DaxFTR) January 23, 2021
Ok babygirl. Anything for you. #TopGuy#TopGirl https://t.co/fvx7lhro3V pic.twitter.com/dmfjRD8zoc
Where do you stand on the handcuff stipulation? Is it too silly for your taste or right up your alley as ridiculous fun injected into the world of professional wrestling?