John Morrison to make boxing debut, releases diss track for opponent

John Morrison is gracing the squared circle on April 15 at Creator Clash 2, but it won’t be for professional wrestling. Morrison is set to make his boxing debut against Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time fame.

Morenstein is a big man measuring in at 6 feet 6 inches and an unofficial weight of 240 pounds.

Morrison tipped the scales at 212 pounds at a height of 6 feet flat. When asked by Chris Van Vliet why Morrison accepted the bout, the answer was competitive spirit in a test of wills, but it is mostly about money.

Morrison channeled his pro wrestling ability to sell the fight by producing a diss track.

Lyrics:

It’s the King of the Jungle with normal sized nips
You six foot six bitch with that freak show shit (pointing to Morenstein’s nipples)
Dude you consumed so much bacon and soda that you stunted the growth of your own areola
I move smooth like hot peanut butter
Call me Johnny Delicious, I’m going to make you suffer
Your body’s all floppy, you movement, sloppy
You called out a killer, you should have fought Salt Papi
My combos are sick and I hit like a brick
You a low rent Mitch from the Doughboys, bitch
You’re a poutine plate, you fight on the street
I’m 98% lean ground beef
The Clash going to see Bitch Cringle vs. Thor
I’m the Kool-Aid Man smashing your door
I float like a starship, you sink like a burger
April 15 going to be an epic murder

Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you
Skippy, Jiff, or Smuckers, I’ll be hooking motherf*ckers
Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you
Natural, creamy, crunchy, you can’t punch me

I’m going to pound your ass like a greasy turkey
Mayor of Slamtown, no one out works me
Logan (Paul), Jake (Paul), KSI, all fake
I could knock them all out, just name the place
You a baby boy, doc
Stir fried in my wok
My hands are Hibachis
You’re going to get got
They strong and quick
So many names for my fists, Jericho ran out of room on his list
Like Mario Batali, shred your face to spaghetti
Masaharu Morimoto, chop your balls to confetti
You was trying to be a Try Guy, but naw, you a fry guy
And in the ring, you going to die, baby, bye bye
Your training’s a joke, your skills abysmal
I pump hot iron, you poop Pepto-Bismol
You like big meals? Eat this salami (pointing to crotch)
I’m a tasty boy, peanut butter & Johnny

Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you
Skippy, Jiff, or Smuckers, I’ll be hooking motherf*ckers
Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you, Johnny’s going to kill you
Natural, creamy, crunchy, you can’t punch me

Creator Clash 2 goes live April 15 at 5 pm ET from Tampa, FL. Alex Wassabi versus iDubbbz is the main event. The PPV purchase is available through Moment. As silly as all this sounds, there is a good intention with proceeds donated to charity.

Are you picking John Morrison to win his boxing debut? How do you rate his diss track?