New SmackDown roster members Heavy Machinery, who have somehow not been renamed “The Construction Experience” yet, did not get on television last night (April 23). But that doesn’t mean Otis & Tucker didn’t go out of their way to make an impression.
In the above online exclusive video, the steaks & weights duo brought gifts for their new co-workers - as a bit of an icebreaker, I suppose. And they stayed on brand by handing out packaged meat products.
The big takeaway is the Attitude Era-esque punchline from Dozer “nothing makes a person more happier than a whole lot of meat inside of them,” (and while we’re on the subject of late 90s era xtreme “humor”, I prefer Otis as more of an asexual gymrat lug than as the sexual harrassment case waiting to happen he is around Mandy Rose and Alexa Bliss... but I digress). But there’s a lot of goofy charm to their act overall. Shout out to Vic Joseph’s love of a good dry rubbed pork product, and Shane McMahon’s curiosity about big chickens.
Aww yeah.