Ah, that old Festivus tradition. Sitting around the social media fireplace and sharing hilarious tales of accidentally impaling ourselves multiple times with gifts from loved ones...
Too funny not to share.
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) December 23, 2019
Received 2 amazingly SHARP, Japanese knives from daughter Amanda for Christmas but I wasn’t careful when unpacking them.
Stuck under finger nail and then my stomach on the react.
All”s well nonetheless pic.twitter.com/r5ZrIjVwKo
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN GIFT EXCHANGE!
Seriously, based on the “funny story” lead-in, we trust this was a case where some superficial wounds bled a lot, and not the massacre that pic implies.
Either way, let’s be a little more careful JR, okay?