AEW Dynamite Fallout: Nyla Rose beat up a fan, Kris Statlander working an alien gimmick, more!

AEW released a handful of interviews shortly before and during Dynamite (Nov. 27, 2019) as fallout from the show. Nyla Rose got physical, Orange Cassidy gobbled, and Kris Statlander revealed she is an alien.

We’ll start with Nyla Rose being in a foul mood when arriving to the arena. She attacked a fan when he sassed her about wanting the champ’s autograph.

That was great. The lemon drop line slayed me with laughter. Punk got what he deserved.

Next up is Nyla beating up Shanna at an autograph signing. It takes until the final minute to get cooking.

Bonus points to Jimmy Havoc for his nonchalant, “Oh, shit,” reaction. F grade to the security guards who stood there and watched. They only reacted to break it up after the powerbomb through the table. Way to act tough, chumps.

The gobbler is in town. Gobble gobble, baby.

Kris Statlander is the galaxy’s greatest alien.

Oh, wait, what? Statlander is an actual alien? I heard off-hand references in her matches, but I didn’t know what they talking about. Well, AEW has a luchasaurus, so why not an alien too. I want her to marry Luchasaurus just to see their babies as alien luchasaurs.

MJF celebrated in style with with his new prize possession, the Dynamite Diamond Ring.

Meanwhile, Cody Rhodes was just as befuddled as we were about his attackers.

We’ll close with a mash-up of MJF betraying Cody to a tune from Fleetwood Mac.

Who wants Nyla Rose versus Shanna post haste? Are you excited for Kris Statlander going after Hikaru Shida? Thumbs up or thumbs down for the alien gimmick?