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On the first day of Thanksgiving, Lucha Underground sent to me...

Today is Thanksgiving and a day to express appreciation. One thing I am grateful for in wrestling is Lucha Underground. Let’s celebrate Lucha Underground with twelve things to be thankful for. Liberties have been taken with a popular holiday funky jam, “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

Put down the Bagel Bites and quit gobbling turkey. Get up from your den but no need to worry about clothes. There’s no time for pants.

On the first day of Thanksgiving, Lucha Underground sent to me...

A motor chariot rolling,

Vampiro piping Pentagon,

Angelico a-leaping,

An exotico dancing,

Eight boobs ‘round Marty,

Seven ancient Aztec medallions,

Lucha Underground

A family of Guerreros,

Pentagon in a motorized wheel chair,

Four Triad lady ninja assassins,

Three dirty words,

Two ripped out black hearts of power,

And one chingonsisimo handshake.


From Lucha Underground to the fans and vice versa, thank you.

What are you most thankful for about Lucha Underground?

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