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Beyond Wrestling returns to Powerbomb.tv tonight at 2PM Eastern with Spirit of ‘76, their debut in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. So sign up (with a ten-day free trial, twenty days with promo code BEYOND) or log in, have a sit-down, and chat about it with the finest pro wrestling community on the internet while you watch, whether that’s on your computer or through the brand new Roku app that Powerbomb have released for public beta testing.
Here's where a run-down of the card for today’s show would usually go, but this one’s a secret! All we know is that Jonathan Gresham will be defending his Powerbomb.tv Independent Wrestling Championship, but we'll update with basic results here like always.
Starting hot with our title match, Jonathan Gresham’s opponent will be... MIKE QUACKENBUSH?!
Jonathan Gresham (c) over “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush by pinfall with the Gresham Special to retain the Powerbomb.tv Independent Wrestling Championship.
Stokely Hathaway gets on the mic after to put the match over and question Quack’s legitimacy as long as he hasn’t beat Gresham for the title. He says nothing makes him prouder than Gresham beating Mike Quackenbush in his own arena and says that means they should beat him down further, but Hot Wheelz run down and make the save!
Maxwell Jacob Friedman over Brandon Watts, Damien Smith, Jay Freddie, Josh Briggs, and Mike Verna by pinfall with a lateral press on Smith after Briggs hit him with a chokeslam lungblower. (Beyond Wrestling Tournament for Tomorrow Semifinals Scramble Match)
John Silver over LuFisto by referee stoppage with the arm-trap single-arm straitjacket choke.
After the match, Silver goes to try and punt LuFisto but she gets up and clobbers him with a lariat to send him packing.
Amityville Project (Dan Barry, Rex Lawless, & Ryan Galeone) over Bill Carr, Brian Cage, & Kyle the Beast by pinfall with a roll-up from Barry on Carr.
Post-match, Chris Dickinson makes the save with a kendo stick in hand and has a seat, putting Brian Cage over and asking him and Bill “SHIELD!” Carr to hit a few poses to buy time. Chris says he’s here alone and doesn’t have an opponent so he calls somebody from the back to come get some.
Joey Janela answers the call!
Joey Janela over Chris Dickinson by pinfall with a diving double stomp after Penelope Ford powerbombed Dickinson out of the corner.
Martin Stone over Flip Gordon by submission with the arm-trap crossface.
Orange Cassidy over Hornswoggle by pinfall with a lateral press after Swamp Monster unmasked and revealed that he was Chuck Taylor and dropped Swoggle with a piledriver.
EYFBO (Angel Ortiz & Mike Draztik) over Hot Wheelz (“Hot Sauce” Tracy Williams & Wheeler YUTA) by pinfall with a blockbuster / powerbomb combination on Williams.
AR Fox over Tessa Blanchard by pinfall with Foxcatcher.
David Starr over Matt Riddle by pinfall with Product Placement.
Starr gets on the mic and congratulates us for watching him wrestle and hearing him speak before again insisting that he’s the Ace of Beyond and he gets to close out the shows. Tomorrow in Worcester he and Tessa Blanchard are gonna beat the hell out of Janelope and take his win back.