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Brock Lesnar might have won his Universal Championship defense against Samoa Joe a Great Balls of Fire, but it was pretty clear from how he won — with a last-ditch-effort F-5 — that he barely made it out of that match with his title. On Monday’s RAW, Samoa Joe emphasized that fact, saying that Brock didn’t beat Joe, he “escaped” him. This happened during a segment where Joe, despite being in the ring with both Lesnar and Roman Reigns, came off as the baddest, most intimidating force to the point that both felt they needed to respond with the potential for violence.
WWE isn’t done pushing Joe just because he lost to Lesnar. He’s got a match against Reigns next Monday to determine the next number one contender for the Universal title, and that wrestler will take on Lesnar at one of WWE’s marquee events, SummerSlam. Even more importantly, Joe has a match he could win against Reigns next Monday — and that’s true whether or not Braun Strowman shows up to interfere and get revenge on Reigns for crashing an ambulance with him in it on Sunday.
Will Joe win, though? It’s impossible to say he will or will not for sure. He could defeat Reigns, giving us Lesnar vs. Joe II at SummerSlam, and given the way this story is being told, that could even end with Lesnar failing to escape Samoan Joseph this time. Reigns could pick up his first victory against Joe, giving him the nod against Brock at SummerSlam and giving us the long-awaited Roman vs. Brock II, the sequel to their excellent WrestleMania 31 bout. There’s no shame in losing to Reigns, though, and just getting the chance to face him means you’re in a good place.
Or, Strowman could show up, wreck both Reigns and Joe, and then we have ourselves a four-way dance for SummerSlam. Or, at the least, the question of who takes on Brock will remain unanswered for a little longer.
Regardless of which way it goes, WWE isn’t done pushing Samoa Joe yet, and given the fact that Joe has been the man since he was elevated within the main roster, that’s a good thing.
- From the sounds of Tuesday’s Rumor Roundup, it seems WWE definitely wants us to believe Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss truly despise each other.
- Of course, you probably figured that out if you heard how in on Alexa Sasha went on RAW Talk after Great Balls of Fire.
- Andrew Swift has a plan for how Alexa should respond to Sasha shooting her shots.
- RAW was once again solid, and the segment with Samoa Joe, Brock Lesnar, and Roman Reigns was the main reason for that.
- That wasn’t the only significant event, though: we also got The Revival showing up to beat down an already defeated Hardyz team.
- Alberto El Patron is under investigation for a domestic assault incident. While Paige took to Twitter to claim that the situation involved a fan invading their privacy, there is audio of Paige and Alberto screaming at each other.
- TMZ spoke to law enforcement and were told nothing of a third party being the focus, but did get confirmation that domestic violence was being investigated. Even with all of this, though, it’s still unclear precisely what was going on, but the connected dots so far are not promising ones.
- Alexa Bliss has thoughts on the “This Is Your Life” segment, and how that its failure is not any one person’s fault — and the same would have been said if it had been a success instead.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin wishes WCW was still around, or, if not WCW, at least someone to keep WWE on their toes.
- Jim Ross defended his announcing at New Japan’s G1 special against criticism from both talent and fans.
- ESPN’s wrestling staff offered up what they called “Bold Predictions” for SummerSlam’s card.
- Paste wonders why everything is a “body slam” to the media.
- Tom Holzerman uses Okada’s backstage visit to WWE to point out that the company’s plan of “sign everyone and everything” will unravel when there’s no clear plot for everyone they sign.