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Beyond returns to FloSlam today at 2PM Eastern with Go With the Flow in Melrose, Massachusetts. So have a sit-down and chat about it with the finest pro wrestling community on the internet while you watch, whether it's through the website, Roku channel, or whatever other device you may be tuning in on.
Here's a run-down of the card for tonight, and we'll update with basic results here, too:
The show opens with everyone around the ring as ring announcer Rich Palladino leads us in a ten-bell salute in memory of Chris “Chandler Biggins” Bryan and then dedicates the show to him.
Gentleman’s Club (Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy) over American Destroyers (Donovan Dijak & Mikey Webb) by pinfall with a snap piledriver from Taylor on Webb.
Joey Janela comes down with a mic, he wants his match right now because it’s bonesucking time!
Joey Janela over Chuck O’Neil by pinfall, countering a triangle choke with a folding press.
Matt Riddle comes to the ring after and he and Janela shove each other a few times until O’Neil comes back for a German suplex. Roundhouse kick assisted Bro 2 Sleep and Riddle informs Joey that he’s his. Penelope Ford hits the ring to check on the Bad Boy, God of Thunder hits, and here we go!
Shayna Baszler over Penelope Ford by submission with a grapevined ankle lock.
Referees have to help Ford to the back after, so thoroughly was her leg destroyed.
Massage NV (Dorian Graves & VSK) over Da Hit Squad (Dan Maff & Monsta Mack) by disqualification after they shove the referee away mid-brawl.
Maff levels VSK with the Burning Hammer and Mack puts Beyond on notice, saying they’re going to destroy everyone.
Wheeler YUTA over Maxwell Jacob Friedman by pinfall with cross-leg Tombstone piledriver.
EYFBO (Angel Ortiz & Mike Draztik) over the Carnies (Kerry Awful & Nick Iggy) by pinfall with a powerbomb / blockbuster combo on Awful.
Rich Palladino announces a Beyond/Progress doubleheader for August 13, the day after the Evolve/Progress doubleheader in New York!
The live show goes to intermission and the FloSlam feed cuts to a quick David Starr promo introducing some of his matches to keep us from having dead air. The intermission package concludes with another promo, this time challenging Donovan Dijak to a match at Americanrana next month.
Tabernak de Team (Matthieu St-Jacques & Thomas Dubois) over Rex Lawless & Ryan Galeone by pinfall with a piledriver / release powerbomb one-two combo on Galeone. (Tornado Tag Team Match)
Dan Barry comes to the ring in a suit, asking Galeone and Lawless what that was. He tears Lawless’ “Pectoral Poseidon” nickname apart and asks Galeone what he even is. Barry tells them he was there on their first day of training and says they’re full of potential but have accomplished nothing, catering to the fans.
The fans, who don’t care about actual wrestling, they just want gifs. So if they want to keep being jokes wrestling for $50 and a hot dog, great, or they can listen to Dan and he’ll make them something. Rex and Ryan shake his hand and Barry reminds the fans that they’re the least important part of the show.
Ace Romero over JT Dunn by pinfall with a lariat.
Before his match against AR Fox begins, Brandon Watts insists on having a referee that isn’t Kevin Quinn to officiate the match and gets his wish.
AR Fox over Brandon Watts by pinfall with a superkick to the gentleman’s area and Foxcatcher.
Doom Patrol (Chris Dickinson & Jaka) over Beaver Boys (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) by pinfall with stereo superkicks on Silver.
Matt Riddle over Keith Lee by pinfall with a schoolboy pin and a handful of tights.
Keith Lee gets on the mic and says he can’t be mad about it, stuff happens and he has another match against him tomorrow anyway. He talks about how he got in two matches ago and got himself ready for his match because of the fans’ support and asks them to continue supporting Beyond.