ACW/FIP Hardy Broken Tailgate Party live results: Uncle John’s Friends vs. Team Guevara, Xavier/Yehi, Davis/Stone, and more

WWN returns this morning with a one-two punch in Orlando, Florida, courtesy of the fine folks at the World Wrestling Network & FloSlam. It’s a Broken Tailgate Party and although the Hardys themselves won’t be in action, wrestling is a full part of the festivities, with an ACW show at 11AM and FIP at 2PM. So fuel up and be sure to come back to this thread to chat about it with the finest pro wrestling community on the internet while you watch, whether it's through the website, Roku channel, or whatever other device you may be tuning in on.

Here's a run-down of the FIP card, and we'll update with basic results here, too:

ACW Open Season 2017 (11AM Eastern)

David Mercury wins the Opportunity Knocks Rumble Real With Cheese, becoming #1 contender to the ACW Heavyweight Championship.

Trevin Adams interviews Mercury, who swears to reclaim the title.

CJ O’Doyle gets on the mic and yells asking where his interview time is. He yells at Stormie Lee at ringside and blames her for costing him the match. Francisco Ciatso is in attendance as a fan and he takes offense, but is held back from attacking O’Doyle.

CJ demands Lee kiss his boot in the middle of the ring. She goes to do it but backs off and O’Doyle manhandles her and makes her do it as Ciatso freaks out.

Irish Jack over Mysterious Movado by pinfall with a kick.

Ethan Carter III has arrived to tend bar!

Isla Dawn over Nikki Addams by pinfall with a bridging half nelson suplex.

Saieve Al Sabah over Blanco Loco and Vertigo by pinfall with a jumping blockbuster on Loco.

Bryan Idol over Adam Maxted by pinfall with a reverse STO.

The Hierarchy (Adrian Armour, Chip Day, & Murder One) over Dominic Garrini, Jon Cruz, & Snoop Strikes, Dr. Daniel C. Rockingham & Four Star Heroes (Chris Castro & Matt Knicks), and “Colossal” Mike Law, Travis “Flip” Gordon, & Wheeler Yuta by pinfall with a thunder fire powerbomb into Meteora on Dr. Dan.

Troy Hollywood over Johann Ramzes (c) by pinfall with a pop-up double knee gutbuster, winning the ACW Cruiserweight Championship.

Adam Brooks & Kellyanne over Candy Cartwright & Jason Cade by pinfall with a Swanton from Kellyanne on Cade.

Aaron Epic & Tripp Cassidy vs. Roscoe Eat Lisa (Mikey McFinnegan & Zakk Sawyers) vs. State Line (Damien Angel & Eddie Taurus) vs. Submission Squad (Davey Vega & Gary Jay) vs. the Carnies (Kerry Awful & Nick Iggy) vs. Ugly Ducklings (Lance Lude & Rob Killjoy) (Tag Team Gauntlet Match)

Submission Squad eliminates Epic & Cassidy.

State Line eliminates Submission Squad.

State Line eliminates Roscoe Eat Lisa.

Carnies eliminate State Line

Carnies win, last eliminating Ugly Ducklings by pinfall with the Force Destroyer!

Post-match, ACW Tag Team Champions the Lacey Twins look on at their presumptive challengers, holding the title belts.

Parrow (c) over David Mercury by pinfall with a sitout Tombstone piledriver, retaining the ACW Heavyweight Championship.

Parrow and Drennen put boots to Mercury after but State Line and Sideshow hit the ring to fend them off. Parrow wants to fight but Drennen backs him off.

Sideshow over Romeo Quevedo (c) by pinfall with a lateral press after Quevedo missed a moonsault off a ladder, winning the ACW Combat Championship.

FIP Establish Dominance (2PM Eastern)

Broken Matt and Brother Nero welcome us to the show! Matt says FIP will be better than anything that dastardly Meek Mahan will put on today. Brother Nero sings his song and we get on with the action after Matt pledges to continue the Expedition of Gold.

Timothy Barr welcomes us to the show with profanity and star ratings, as is his custom.

Uncle John’s Friends (AR Fox, Dave Crist, Jake Crist, & Sami Callihan) over ACH, Keith Lee, Michael Elgin, & Sammy Guevara by pinfall with an assisted spike Tombstone piledriver on Guevara.

Fred Yehi (c) over Dezmond Xavier by submission with the Koji Clutch, retaining the FIP World Heavyweight Championship.

Jon Davis over Martin Stone (c) by pinfall with the Siberian Bearcrusher, winning the FIP Florida Heritage Championship.

Martin Stone gets on the mic and berates the man who brought him it too slowly and mocks a fan for making an uninspired joke about his Britishness. Stone puts Davis over and presents the title to him personally.

Caleb Konley over Austin Theory by pinfall with a moonsault.

Priscilla Kelly over Aria Blake by pinfall with a double underhook piledriver.

Anthony Henry over Jason Cade by submission with an ankle lock and kicks to the back.

Teddy Stigma hits the ring after to attack Anthony Henry and claim the bounty from Dontay Brown. He and Amber Young fight valiantly but Stigma gets the better of them.