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Big Show vs. Shaq should still happen at WrestleMania 33

Tuesday’s Rude Awakening includes rumors about Show vs. Shaq, a beefy main event on RAW, and Tuesday’s key episode of SmackDown.

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WWE, come on now. You can’t allude to a battle of beef, a major hoss fight at Mania, and then take it away from us like this. Big Show vs. Shaquille O’Neal has been rumored — and promoted off of WWE television — for months now, and suddenly, as Tuesday’s Rumor Roundup points out, there are whispers it might not be happening after all. Big Show and Shaq have both been working out and sharing their progress, with Show now under 400 pounds and looking the best he has since his WCW days. Even John Cena got involved in promoting the upcoming match. To not have this kind of spectacle at WrestleMania 33 after all that just doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

Spectacle is what WrestleMania is all about. It should wrap up stories and feature your key performers and help push WWE into its next cycle of programming, but it’s also about making moments. And a spectacle like a hoss fight between Big Show and Shaquille O’Neal is definitely a moment people will remember. This isn’t some random celebrity who isn’t believable as a force in a wrestling ring. Shaq is 7-foot-1 and 325 pounds, a charismatic personality, actor, rapper, wrestling fan, and most importantly, athlete: he’s precisely the kind of non-wrestler WWE should be targeting for something like this, because you can believe someone who is somehow taller than Big Show and plenty beefy themselves would be a threat.

If the match is maybe not happening because they can’t seem to put an entertaining match idea together, then that makes sense. If it’s being cut for time so that full-time performers — such as, say, anyone from SmackDown’s Women’s Division, or Dean Ambrose and Baron Corbin for the Intercontinental strap — then that’s disappointing in one sense but also for the best given the work those performers have put in this year. If WWE is considering bumping this so they can give The Rock two flamethrowers and even more time to waste, or if they’re doing it for whatever self-congratulatory wanking segment they’ve come up with for this year’s show, or whatever other thing is objectively worse than two historically enormous slabs of meat throwing each other around in a ring, well, then it’s okay to be angry instead of just disappointed. Hopefully this is a rumor that doesn’t come to pass, though, and we’ll get to see Show attempt to chokeslam someone taller than he is.

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