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Rhyno becomes first person in history to win a primary election, Gore Heath Slater in the same day

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Okay, I don’t know for a FACT no one else has ever pulled off the daily double Terry "Rhyno" Gerin accomplished on Aug. 2, 2016, but I’m pretty confident no one else has ever pulled off the daily double Terry "Rhyno" Gerin accomplished on Aug. 2, 2016.

Earlier in the day, the Republican Man-Beast was in his native Michigan, campaigning to win the primary election to determine the GOP’s nominee for State Representative in the 15th District.

What was he up to when he discovered he won a nailbiter of a race with 38% of the vote?

Goring Heath Slater.

John Cena’s not the only guy who can hop on a plane from one job to sports entertain our dumb asses. Rhyno flew from Michigan to Nashville to set-up his match against Slater, the hottest free agent in the business, for next week.

After that, he faces Democrat Abdullah Hammoud in November’s general election (provided everything goes smoothly with party officials, who are waiting to name him their official nominee in light of his only receiving 54 more votes than his leading opponent, Paul Sophia).

But that’s a ways down the road. Let him bask in the glory of his historic (I’m pretty sure) night.