WWE results from Leon, San Antonio house shows (Aug. 28, 2016): Hijinks

Where?

Leon, Mexico and San Antonio, Texas

What happened?

Leon

- Apollo Crews def. Heath Slater
- Jey Uso def. Curtis Axel
- Rusev def. Cesaro to retain the U.S. championship
- The New Day def. The Club to retain their tag team titles
- Hype Bros def. Breezango
- Bayley def. Charlotte (non-title)
- Roman Reigns def. Seth Rollins

San Angelo

- Enzo & Big Cass def. The Vaudevillains
- The Miz def. Titus O'Neil & Darren Young (Triple Threat)
- Kane def. Baron Corbin
- Golden Truth & Sin Cara & Jack Swagger def. The Shining Stars & The Ascension
- Dolph Ziggler def. Sheamus
- Becky Lynch & Alicia Fox def. Natalya & Dana Brooke
- Chris Jericho def. Neville
- Dean Ambrose def. AJ Styles and Bray Wyatt to retain the WWE World title

What caught our eye?

I don’t care what anybody says, I love these two. #FRIENDSHIPGOALS

(That song is infectious, too)

Speaking of goals, now that I know it’s possible to get street tacos with Bayley, I’m afraid my life won’t be complete until I one day get street tacos with Bayley...

On second thought, watching Seth running like he has to take a dump makes me think maybe there’s such a thing as too many pre-match street tacos...

EIGHT-MAN TAG, THE REMIX!

Neville, following in Finn’s footsteps with scarf humor:

What's next?

Raw tonight in Houston, while the SmackDown crew hits Texarkana on their way to Dallas.