Last night’s (Aug. 15, 2016) episode of Monday Night Raw may have featured at least one outstanding segment but it was an up-and-down show overall, though opinions may vary. However, I think we can all agree that Big E’s live tweeting during the show was better than anything WWE offered on television.
Strap in for this ride, if you missed it live (or just want to relive it again):
Fun fact: Corpus Christi was home to one of my favorite moments in my career. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts pic.twitter.com/6JKERlMHMx
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Sami Zayn is actually what I imagined Larry David was like in his 30s. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
If @WWECesaro wasn't wifed up, he'd have a harem of women calling him "Daddy." #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Tom is the kind of man you'd let date your daughter but regret it when you found him gargling your toilet water. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
To all the single ladies, my nuts still function properly. Fully functional. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
You know the term "You couldn't carry my jock strap?" When I get back, that's what I'm going to make @WWEGraves do. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
To clarify the last tweet, I meant I'll have @WWEGraves carry my swollen members in some wheelbarrow-like device. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Heath is only here because he kinda resembles McGregor. Sacrificial lamb. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Fun fact: Heath claims all of the boys' illegitimate kids. Sacrificial lamb. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Paul Heyman > Benny Hinn #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Backlund is the fun uncle who makes you wrestle him if you want to enter his house. Somehow has a singlet your size. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
Was The Demon King on early Bone Thugs N Harmony records?!? #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
This Summerslam match is about more than the titles. It's mostly about testicles. #WorryAboutYourOwnNuts
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) August 16, 2016
And, as always, worry about your own nuts.