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Lucha Underground results, live blog (July 13, 2016): Ultima Lucha Dos - Part 2

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Let's Lucha!

Seven Way Elimination match for the Gift of the Gods title

Daga vs. Sexy Star vs. Mariposa vs. Marty the Moth, vs. Killshot vs. Night Claw vs. Sinestro de la Muerte

Killshot goes at Marty immediately. As do Mariposa and Sexy Star.

Kobra Moon is watching near the top of the office.

As the pre-established feuds take place outside, Night Claw and Sinestro de la Muerte fight back and forth inside for a bit.

Night Claw eliminates Sinestro de la Muerte via pinfall after hitting an in ring Spanish Fly.

The cmopetitors take turn hitting dives over the top rope onto the group on the floor. Marty is the last to do it and he gets Daga in the ring and they start fighting. He looks to be in control early, which has Kobra Moon distraught. Night Claw inserts himself into this and it becomes Night Claw vs. Daga. Night Claw hits a cork screw move from the top onto Daga and gets the pinfall on Daga.

Night Claw eliminates Daga

As the remaining members fight near Dario's office, Night Claw goes up to the roof of the office AND HITS A MOONSAULT FROM THERE ONTO THE FLOOR ONTO THE FIGHTERS!

Now it's Killshots time to shine, taking it to both Moth Siblings. He hits a Death Valley Driver onto Mariposa onto the apron and a cutter onto the Moth in the ring. Night Claw finds himself back in the ring and now he and Killshot are going at it. Night Claw misses his move from the top rope and Killshot hits a cradle piledriver on the man for the win.

Killshot eliminates Night Claw

Now Sexy and Kill Show go after the Moth siblings, working together to take it to the Martinezes. However, Marty dispatches Sexy Star on the outside and joins her sister in the fight against Killshot. Mariposa hits the Butterfly Effect on the former marine and both siblings cover him.

The Martinez siblings eliminate Killshot

Of course this comes down to Sexy Star against her former captures. This is going to be good.

Despite holding her own against the obvious double team, Sexy has a difficult time isolating one long enough to get the win. Mariposa holds Sexy as the Moth licks his fist and winds up to hit Sexy. Sexy ducks and he nails his sister instead knocking her out. Star kicks Marty out of the ring and covers Mariposa to eliminate her.

Sexy Star eliminates Mariposa

Now it's Sexy and Marty one on one. She gets a tarantula submission but he fight out. He delivers another punch that looks to clean her clock. He goes for the cover... but Sexy kicks out! He goes for another strike but she locks in an arm bar... and he taps!! Sexy Star wins!

Sexy Star eliminates Marti the Moth Martinez to become the Gift of the Gods champion!


Joey Ryan and Cortez Castro are talking to Mr. Cisco who is wearing a wire. They tell him that if he does this, he'll be cleared of all charges.

King Cuerno vs. Mil Muertes (w/Catrina) in a Death Match

Both men go back and forth in the ring. Mil finds himself outside and the King hits an Arrow from the Depths of Hell to the dead one. However, when he tries a second, Mil catches him and slams him onto the floor. This leaves Muertes to toss Cuerno around like a ragdoll. He tosses him into some chairs, then hits those chairs with a chair, and then beats the hell out of him some more.

Cureno fights back and then men fight into the crowd and then back out to the floor. They fight up to the area up top where the band is... and the band is still there. The men crack each others with various objects and instruments... and Cuerno almost falls off! He's hanging from the top... and then Mil boots him to the floor!

Mil takes a ladder and then tosses it at the hunter. He then leans the ladder up against the guardrail, but as he's beating him up on the ring steps, Cuerno is able to fight back. The King grabs a trash can and smashes it over Mil's head multiple times.

The fight makes its way back into the ring for a bit but it's quickly at the top of the stairs above the crowd again. Cuerno tosses Mil's head through the window! But Mil completely no sells it and then returns the favor and shoves Cuerno's head into the next pane.

Mil sets up a table. But as he sets up a powerbomb, Cuerno fights out of it and hits a hurricane DDT and sets up his own table. The fight briefly enters the ring but Mil takes control and the fight spills back to the floor. Cuerno gets control but is dumb enough to put his hands on Catrina. This wakes a fire in Mil who powerbombs Cuerno through all four tables set outside.

He slides the battered hunter into the ring and grabs a crowbar from under the ring. He gets up on the top rope and nails a standing Cuerno with the bar from behind! Then he hits a tombstone piledriver for the 1-2-3.

Mil Muertes def. King Cuerno

That's what you get for encasing a man in glass.

Catrina delivers the down Cuerno a lick of death. King Cuerno then gets stretchered out.


Sitting at the desk, Matt Striker asks Vampiro about his distancing himself from his student. Vampiro then takes his pills, dumps them in his trash, and says he's going to go prepare his student and walks from the desk.


Mr. Cisco enters Dario office wearing the wire. He asks if Dario needs anything. Dario tells him "No. Get out." Cisco tells Cueto that he's a loyal soldier and whatever he's got going on, count him in. Dario can tell he's nervous though and can tell he's lying. He asks Cisco if he's wearing a wire and makes him unbutton his shirt.

Dario grabs the wire and says into it "If the police want Cueto, come and get me." He asks if the police wants him for murder. Mr. Cisco says he doesn't think so. But Cario says they do now and then bludgeons him to death with a statue of a bull. He then picks up the phone and says "It's time" as the show goes off the air.


That's the show, folks. Thanks for watching with us.

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