Look, I'm not even gonna try to avoid the obvious jokes here. Even before Star Lord grabs the House Bunny's breasts, this looks like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are practicing Kama Sutra positions.
Which, you know, is pretty awesome.
That The Animal Batista is talking them through it every step of the way is just icing on the cake.
Okay, so, this is really Dave Bautista giving his Guardians of the Galaxy co-star Pratt a lesson on how to Powerbomb his wife (see, there's no way to make this not sound dirty) in their living room... for reasons that are at no point shared with us. From the sound of things, it might not be Chris' first lesson.
Also unclear is why Faris shared it with us on her Instagram, but thank goodness she did:
If, as Faris claims, this is training for a career in the squared circle, she's picked a good coach. If, as it looks like, they're considering ways to spice things up in the bedroom, Big Dave's wife is Ms. Pole Dance America after all - so he's not a bad dude to get some sex-positive advice from, either.
Keep practicing, you two. But you probably don't need me to tell you that.