Have you been frustrated with the lack of mouthy, full-figured Canadian pro wrestlers in your toy box and/or on your collectibles wall?
Well, this is the Summer for you, friend-o! You’ll soon be able to have the Kevin Owens show all around your playroom and/or man-cave.
First up, the long-awaited Ring of Honor (ROH) figure for Mr. Wrestling, Kevin Steen. Now available for pre-order, this was rumored to have been something that so pissed WWE off, they stopped talking about ROH in relation to talent that used to work there, and may have even played a part in Triple H starting the EVOLVE relationship.
It’ll set you back $24.99, but it does feature the man’s birthname, accurate tattoos and the last use of the non-PG catchphrase you’ll probably see.
KO himself brings us news of another figure, this one without any references to murder, tape over his “EVIL” ink and adorable, sclera-free eyes:
This guy should be in stores by early August! Really pumped for this! @OriginalFunko pic.twitter.com/JWNF91iYQo— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) June 10, 2016
Funko figures usually retail for around ten bucks (U.S.), but prices can skyrocket on limited edition or high demand versions - which, even if he’s not the former, Owens will of course be the latter - so set your Google alerts now for one of these bad boys.
Finally, you can replace Owens’ first WWE Mattel figure, for some reason sculpted to look like his son just told him Sami Zayn was his favorite wrestler: