Hollywood comes to you and says they're remaking any movie, starring you. What movie do you pick and what role do you play?
ABYSS: Oh, wow. I've got a few, man. Robert De Niro in Heat, Kevin Costner in JFK. Gosh, I'm just trying to think. Probably my two top ones, right there.
AL SNOW: Probably Indiana Jones. The third one, with Sean Connery. That was my absolute favorite one. Or -- I'm too old though -- I could be Darren McGavin's character in A Christmas Story, the greatest movie ever invented. I couldn't be Ralphie, but I could be Darren McGavin.
BULL JAMES (fka Bull Dempsey): The Godfather. Brando.
CHUCK TAYLOR: Big Trouble in Little China. I'm Kurt Russell. I'm Jack Burton. Pork Chop Express. Yep.
SHAWN DAIVARI: It would have to be Elf and I would be the elf.
EXCALIBUR: The Big Lebowski. The Phillip Seymour Hoffman role. [laughs] [I'd be] Jeffery Lebowski. I think so. Seems like a lot of fun.
CHARLIE HAAS: Tombstone. Wyatt Earp.
KENNY KING: This is a tie between The Last Dragon -- I'm Bruce Leroy. You know what, The Last Dragon, I'm playing Sho'nuff. And I wanna be Blade. I wanna redo the Blade movies and I want to be Blade.
HEIDI LOVELACE: I'm gonna probably have to go with my favorite movie, because I love that movie so much. I'm gonna go with Devil's Rejects, because it's my favorite movie. And I gotta be Baby Girl. I gotta be Baby Girl. Duh. Duh.
HARRY SMITH JR: Oh, man. Predator. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hell yeah. One of my favorite movies.
MATT SYDAL: Mission Impossible 1. Easily. Without a doubt.
ROCKSTAR SPUD: I'm gonna be Daniel LaRusso in Karate Kid. That's it. Let's be honest, the remake was terrible. You know what? Scott in Teen Wolf. Scott Howard in Teen Wolf. I'll do that one. Just underdog movies, really.
Aliens arrive and they say they're going to blow up the Earth, but they'll give us one afternoon to send an emissary to convince them not to. Who do you send and why?
NEVILLE: I think Morgan Freeman. I think his voice would just smooth them and mellow them so much that they'd just lose interest in invasion. Right? [laughs]
ABYSS: One person who's going to tell them to stop? Of course Donald Trump! Are you kidding me? [laughs]
AL SNOW: Donald Trump. Why not? Let's go for broke. They're gonna blow the Earth up anyways, so let's just see what -- They might find him so funny, they'd just go, "You know what? They're screwed anyhow, just let it go."
BILLY GUNN: Vince McMahon. [laughs]
CHUCK TAYLOR: Oh, it's Billy Gunn, of course. That question answered itself. We send "The One" Billy Gunn. Under that gimmick.
COLT CABANA: Bobby Fulton of the Fantastics. For that answer, hopefully you go and you talk to Bobby Fulton today and then you'll figure out why I said this.
MUHAMMAD HASSAN: Definitely wouldn't send Donald Trump. That's a good question. If it's a serious question, I'm taking it seriously. Bruce Willis. He's got the most experience saving the world of any movie star that I've watched.
SHAWN DAIVARI: Oooh, that's a tough one. Maybe Denzel Washington from The Negotiator. That would be the best one I could think of, off the top of my head.
EDDIE EDWARDS: Oh, man. Damn. You know what? I'll take the responsibility. I will handle it and the aliens will turn away and we'll be friends from there on out. A couple beers, have a good time. We'll be good to go. I'll save the world, guys. Don't worry.
RODERICK STRONG: I'd just go myself. Just make it real chill. They'll be like, "Oh, there's some good people. We don't want to end the world."
EXCALIBUR: I'm sending myself. [laughs] Who else would I send?
CHARLIE HAAS: Shelton [Benjamin].
KENNY KING: Morgan Freeman. You send him down -- maybe you can even sit him behind a screen or something, you give him a microphone. Morgan Freeman could talk anybody off the ledge, man. That voice is just smooth as silk.
LANCE ARCHER (fka Lance Hoyt): Wow. I don't know. I'm trying to think of the most conniving politician in the world, that can promise them everything they could ever possibly think of, but would actually be lying to them, but it wouldn't matter. Let's go with the POTUS. Let's send Obama. He's a smooth cat, man. He'll tell him what he wants and they'll like him for it and then they might leave us alone.
HEIDI LOVELACE: You know what? I'm going to go with one of the most well-versed people I've ever met. I'm gonna go with Veda Scott. I feel like she could coerce some people. She's very articulate and I feel like if she can't coerce them, then she'll just annoy them to death, until they're like "I just need to leave this place and not even blow it up." Or she might cause them to blow it up. I don't know. It might not be a well-thought-out plan.
BRIAN MYERS (fka Curt Hawkins): Jeff Jarrett. After working with him now, he knows what he's talking about. He's very convincing and a very smart man.
MATT SYDAL: Santino [Marella]. I can't imagine wanting to blow up the Earth after meeting Santino. They would just be like, "Well, even if this world just produces a million assholes, but there's one guy like this, then yeah, we'll spare 'em." I think he could do it. He'd be a hell of a negotiator, too.
ROCKSTAR SPUD: Will Smith. He did it once. He'll do it again. If he needs help, Jeff Goldblum.
ZACK SABRE JR: Russell Brand. Yeah. He could do it. Russ could do it! Very convincing. Or I think they'll just be so, like, scared and confused they'll be like, "Let's just get out of here. Let's not do it. He'll come after us." Big Russ.
Big spoon or little spoon?
ABYSS: Big spoon. Gotta use a big spoon, man.
AL SNOW: Usually I end up being the little spoon. My wife, she'll wrap right around me. Covers the crap out of me. I love it.
CHUCK TAYLOR: Always little spoon. I don't like getting the hair in my face. It's uncomfortable, they lay on your arm. Always little spoon.
COLT CABANA: Big spoon! But I do enjoy little spoon.
RODERICK STRONG: Big spoon. Occasionally little spoon, though.
KENNY KING: Big spoon.
LANCE ARCHER (fka Lance Hoyt): Big spoon. I'm a big guy.
ROCKSTAR SPUD: I am the big spoon. But that means I've got to find a real fuckin' little spoon if I'm the big spoon.
ZACK SABRE JR: I'm the big spoon. I'm a little guy, but I'm the big spoon, always. I'm big dog! Big dog spoon!
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