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Lucha Underground results, live blog (Mar. 30, 2016): Trios action in Dario's Temple

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Geno here.

Let us do this.

They opened with Chingon playing music live while Dario Cueto walked to the ring for a promo.

"It feels good to be back in my Temple. Aztec Warfare was a spectacular event but this is only the beginning for what I have planned for all of you. First, I'm happy to announce that beginning this week I will start an all new Trios tournament. But that's not all. What about the new number one contender for my brother's championship? Well, for that I have a brilliant idea."

Pentagon Jr. came out at this point.

He brought up how he wasn't in Aztec Warfare and that he should be first in line. Cueto said maybe he wasn't in the match because he's not championship worthy material. Pentagon Jr. demanded a title match tonight and while Cueto refused at first, he was thrown down and accepted just before Pentagon Jr. broke his arm.



Taya & Johnny Mundo vs. Mr. Cisco & Cortez Castro

A standard tag match that was moving along as such when Cage's music hit and he slowly walked down the steps stalking Mundo, who backpedaled and butt scooted away. Cage hung out ringside while the match continued, which was really just Taya taking The Crew's finish and getting pinned.

Cisco & Castron def. Taya & Mundo

Cage stood up on the apron but didn't do anything.


Marty The Moth was reading from a book and started telling a story. A Moth Tribe used to rule the Aztec world and were drawn to Aztec gold. "When you possess what others want, they get jealous. The Moth Tribe knew the envy of the other tribes would bring war. But we had a secret weapon: Mariposa."

He said the Mariposa mask has been passed down through generations and now the deadliest Mariposa of them all wears it.

"Beware my sister, the Mariposa, for she will lead the Moth Tribe to lead again."

They showed the book he was reading from and it was empty.


Dario was having a drink when the lights went out and Catrina showed up.

He thanked her for keeping The Temple going in his absence but this is his Temple, he's the rightful owner of it. She agreed but Matanza is not the rightful owner of the heavyweight championship -- Mil Muertes is. Dario said his brother doesn't fear death.

"But you do," Catrina responded, getting right in his face. "When the time is right, your brother will face death and this Temple will be mine again."

Then she disappeared as Cueto finished his drink.


Ivelisse & Angelico & Son of Havoc vs. Disciples of Death

This is the rematch for the title. It's also an elimination match. Vampiro actually asked if that means "one dude gets eliminated and then it's 3-on-1 at that point?" Yes, Vampiro, that is how math works.

Thanks to an assist from Catrina, Ivelisse was the first one eliminated.

Trece was the next one out after Angelico hit The Fall of Angels.

Angelico was out next when he tried The Fall of Angels again but was countered and pinned.

Son of Havoc did a great double foot stomp from one guy to the next before a standing moonsault to get the next pin on Barrio.

Catrina got involved again, pushing Havoc off the top rope. Ivelisse ran out to kick her in the head. Havoc did his thing after, hitting the moonsault and scoring the pin to keep the Trios titles on the champs.

Ivelisse & Angelico & Son of Havoc def. Disciples of Death


Rey Mysterio was in Dario Cueto's office. Rey is pretty sure Matanza is responsible for the death of his mentor. Dario said he doesn't know about all that but he was impressed with Rey, knows he's famous, and wants to see him compete alongside Dragon Azteca Jr.

They just need to leave the past in the past.

They drank.


Sexy Star vs. Mariposa

The Mack was with the former, Marty The Moth with the latter. It wasn't much of a match. Star avoided some offense early but this was mostly a squash, ending with Star taking the Butterfly Effect.

Mariposa def. Sexy Star

When Mack went to check on Star, Marty and Mariposa beat him down.


They showed Dario telling Matanza to break Pentagon's arm "so he never returns to my Temple again."

Matanza vs. Pentagon Jr.

This is for the Lucha Underground championship.

Huge chants for Pentagon at the start. He was slip sliding away from Matanza each time he tried to engage. When he landed a kick to the head, Matanza no sold him. We're talking multiple kicks. He wasn't selling anything, actually, and Pentagon wasn't sure what to do about it.

Once Matanza took control, he just savagely beat Pentagon. Eventually, he hit The Wrath of the Gods and pinned him in the center, just like that.

Matanza def. Pentagon Jr.

Vampiro jumped into the ring after. He screamed to "call somebody" because Pentagon was clearly hurt. So Matanza kicked him in the head. Then he threw Pentagon Jr. out and continued beating on him, including putting him through the announcer's desk. That brought out the medics to do a stretcher job.


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