Here we go again.
A ten-person pre-show match destined to get about six minutes is gonna have your hosts fighting like irrational children over women's wrestling, and that might be the most interesting part of WrestleMania.
Shane McMahon's already flying through furniture, Dean Ambrose has a little red wagon full of plunder, but better watch out for the conspicuously absent cult leader from the Bayou and re-enacting the Taker/Lesnar brawl couldn't get the fans any more interested in Sunday's main event - but it probably doesn't matter when fans would buy tickets just to argue about who likes Roman or dislikes him the right way, for the right reasons.
Let's just talk about the Cueto family.
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