So, for some reason, golfer Tiger Woods decided to Tweet out a shirtless pic of himself as something he, and his kids, allegedly, call “Mac Daddy Santa” yesterday (Dec. 22) afternoon.
Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW pic.twitter.com/pCWZNNKPRG
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 22, 2016
That’s... well... that is what it is, I guess.
The important question, though, is what would we, as wrestling fans on the internet, do about it?
I bet you knew the answer even before you saw the headline to this post:
Welcome to the nWo, Tiger Woods. pic.twitter.com/myOu6QwW3G
— SB Nation (@SBNation) December 22, 2016
— st. nick (@nick_pants) December 22, 2016
Now, the black and white motif of Mac Daddy Santa’s hat made the nWo jokes pretty obvious, forcing some to dig a little deeper. And those who did figured out that “no shirt” + “bleach blonde goatee” = 141 2⁄3 % chance of being Big Poppa Pump adjace:
Why @TigerWoods out'chea looking like @ScottSteiner tho pic.twitter.com/hN79FTmodj
— BC (@MrCraw4D) December 22, 2016
Tiger Woods is rolling to the Christmas party like pic.twitter.com/0tkECvbxqG
— Hector Diaz (@iamHectorDiaz) December 22, 2016
Never change, wrestle-web.
Tiger... you do you, I suppose.