Lucha Underground results, live blog (Nov. 30, 2016): Breaker of Bones

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LU S3E13 LIVE BLOG

Alright, folks, let's Lucha!

Pentagon Dark is walking around backstage when he literally bumps into Vampiro, who tells him eventually, everyone has to pay for their sins. And even if he makes it out tonight alive, there will still be hell to pay. Vamp tells him that he hasn’t forgotten, to which Dark responds with the Ciero Miedo sign.

As Matt Striker is setting up the story with Pentagon for tonight, Vampiro is noticeably silent.

Pentagon Dark runs the Black Lotus Triad gauntlet

Pentagon Dark vs. Doku

Is this the only thing tonight? (That would be kind of awesome.)

Doku unleashes some chops early and then a low blow to Dark that sends him to the mat. However he’s soon up with a FAST drop kick into the corner. She’s back up soon with a kick to the leg and some forearms to the head. However, Pentagon unleashes a huge superkick that lays out Doku.

Pentagon is in clear control now. He lands some sick strikes and then tosses Doku out to the floor to continue the beating out there. This includes a gorilla press toss head first into the apron.

The fight finally spills back into the ring but the result is the same - Pentagon dominating. She’s finally able to evade a couple moves, hits a spear, and goes to the top... for an elbow drop! She goes up again for the elbow... but he catches her arm. AND BREAKS IT!

Pentagon Dark wins

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Backstage, Jeremiah Crane is working out when Catrina comes up behind him. She tells him, it’s a shame what happened to his little girlfriend. Crane points out that it’s funny since they had a match at Ultima Lucha.

Then Catrina says that he’s the one that brought her here in the flesh and asks him if he’s happy to see her again. She says she knows he still loves him since he’s wearing a piece of her amulet around his neck. But now, she loves someone else.

What is all of this??? They have a history?

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Back in the ring, Pentagon says he doesn’t care how many - he will break all of their arms.

Pentagon Dark vs. Yurei

The two exchange some highly athletic arm drags to start off. Pentagon rolls out so Yurei climbs to the top rope and delivers a bodyblock from the top! The fight continues on the outside, but early on, it’s Pentagon receiving the beating this time. She even tosses Dark into the crowd and follows up by continually tossing his head into a chair.

She grabs the ring bell and delivers the weakest ringbell shot in the history of pro graps.

Finally, Pentagon fights back with a series of kicks. But that’s not enough to keep Yurei down. She continues unloading on her opponent and then tosses him back into the ring. She delivers a knee to the face but when she goes for a second, Pentagon catches the leg and puts her in a knee bar!

Yurei is able to make it to the ropes, forcing the brake. But Pentagon is now working on the left leg. She endures a series of chops and fights back. Yurei hits a rana from the top rope and then goes back up to the top rope...double stomp! 1-2- kick out!

Yurei is tossed into the corner but fends off Pentagon with a series of kicks. She hits a tornado DDT and then does a move off the second rope... THAT’S CAUGHT INTO THE PACKAGE PILE DRIVER! AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH ANOTHER BROKEN ARM!

Pentagon wins match 2

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Matanza is in his prison cell, punching the wall. Dario comes to tell him that next week, he wins back his title. But Matanza says no?? Dario asks what his brother wants, to which he responds “Mysterio!”

Dario notices the blood on his brother’s fists were used to draw a question mark on the wall!

Pentagon Dark vs. Hitokiri

Hitokiri didn’t come in from the entrance but sneaked up behind, climbed the rope, and double dropped kick Dark! He slides out of the ring, she runs up to the top turnbuckle and delivers a moonsault! She’s frickin’ awesome!

She follows up with a suicide dive and then takes a chair to start unloading on her opponent outside. She is beating the hell out of Pentagon on the outside of the ring.

Hitokiri rips up the floor mats to expose the concrete. Pentagon tries to fight her, but she kicks him low and delivers a body slam onto the floor to the delight of Vampiro. Hitokiri starts lightly kicking him, almost toying with him.

Back in the ring, Pentago lands a kick but it barely affects his opponent. However when she’s going for a handstand flip against the ropes, he kicks in the abdomen, and that does affect her.

Now Dark has the advantage. He dishes out the punishment outside and then tosses Hitokiri outside to toss her into the chairs. And then he whips her with the camera cable... and then chokes her with it! He then pulls her against the ring pole while he has the cable wrapped around her neck and pulls. This is brutal!

Now it’s Pentagon who uses the chair from earlier. After hitting her with it a couple times, he sets it up. He doesn’t do anything with it yet. Instead, he tosses her into the chairs from earlier and pulls up the mat himself to expose concrete... and delivers an AA - esque move to Hitokiri onto the floor.

He tries to toss her into the set up chair, but she stops short and drop toe holds him face first. She then runs up the stairs and onto Dario’s office! CROSS BODY FROM THE TOP OFF THE OFFICE ONTO PENTAGON! BOTH FIGHTERS ARE DOWN OUTSIDE THE RING!

Hitokiri is up first and tosses Pentagon into the ring. But he’s the one to fight back and goes for the Package Piledriver... but she fights out and hits the Canadian Destroyer!!! 1-2-3!

Hitokiri wins match 3

She’s badass. And here comes Black Lotus flanked by the two other ninjas broken arms and all!

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Pentagon Dark vs. Black Lotus

Pentagon is still down in the ring and Lotus and the Triads are standing above him. The crowd chants “Break his arm!”

The match didn’t officially start because Marty Elias was checking on Dark and he was kicked out of the ring by Lotus. Lotus locks in some kicks and then gets on top of him... AND BREAKS HIS ARM!

Meanwhile, Vampiro is getting a perverse pleasure of this.

And here is El Dragon Azteca coming down the entryway! He is face to face with the Triad but Lotus calls her ninjas off and they leave, leaving Azteca standing over a downed Pentagon.

Dragon steps on the broken arm.... AND THEN BREAKS THE OTHER ARM!!! HOLY S#!@ !!

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Final scene: Puma wakes to see a demented looking Vampiro standing over him who says “Come with me” as the show fades to black.

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That’s the show, folks. And it was friggin’ awesome.