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Lucha Underground results, live blog (Nov. 9, 2016): Aztec Warfare III

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Here's a place to check results and comment along with the latest airing of Lucha Underground in its regular Wednesday night at 8PM Eastern time slot on El Rey Network.

Here, we’ll keep you up on of all the happenings in Boyle Heights here while the show airs. Later, you’ll get a regular reactions post. In addition to a way for folks to keep up, this space is for you to rave and/or bitch about whatever goes down on the hottest new concept to hit pro wrestling in ages - during its initial broadcast!

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Alright, folks, let's Lucha!

The show opens with Johnny Mundo running into Dario Cueto in the hallway. Johnny Mundo tells the boss that he's going to win tonight and then hold both championships at the same time. Taya is there filming it for a documentary. Johnny says if he doesn't win tonight, he's going to cash in next week. Johnny promises tonight, when he enters at #12, he's taking everyone to Slam Town, including Matanza. Dario takes the #12 card Johnny has, rips it in half, and tells him he's entering at #2.

Aztec Warfare!

#1 Matanza

#2 Johnny Mundo

Johnny does not look pleased.

Matanza uses his strength earlier but Johnny hits a poke to the eye. Goes for an enziguri but he's caught and powerbombed.

#3 Son of Havoc

While Matanza has Johnny in a Fisherman's, Havoc hits a double stomp from the top, which turns into a Johnny cover on Matanza. The champ kicks out.

Johnny was going to go for Matanza, but the champ turned and looked at him and Johnny peaced. However, he returns soon to work some double team alongside Havoc.

#4 Jeremiah Crane

He goes right to the champ with a series of kick. All three hit kicks until the champ is out of the ring! Now all three men inthe ring exchange offense.

#5 Pentagon Dark

He immediately superkicks Matanza on the outside as LU goes to commercial.

Pentagon has a bit of a superkick party in the ring. Then he unleashes a sling blade party.

Matanza enters the ring and takes it to Pentagon to the crowds dismay.

#6 PJ Black

He goes Coast to Coast on Son of Havoc, who is in the tree of woe. Then he goes for a cover on Crane for a nearfall. Then he and his Worldwide Underground mate fist bump and start working the double teams.

#7 Mariposa

Outside the ring, Pentagon is choking

Crane hits a pump handle piledriver on Mariposa but then Matanza hits a pump handle suplex on Crane for the 1-2-3.

Matanza eliminates Crane

He then hits a choke slam on Mariposa and eliminates her.

Matanza eliminates Mariposa

#8 Rey Mysterio

Rey tries to get into the ring but the Worldwide Underground (WWU) stop him. He's able to fight them off and enters the ring against Pentagon Dark. Meanwhile the WWU have slid under the ring to hide.  Pentagon starts kicking the leg of Rey.

#9 Dr. Wagner Jr

Now he is face to face with Pentagon, but then decide to go 2 on 1 against Rey Mysterio... but Rey hits a double arm drag. He hits a rana on Pentagon but Wagner starts working him over.

#10 Marty the Moth

Matanza retakes the ring and the Moth joins him... and slaps him! Now these hue dudes are trading blows! He takes the champ to the floor. And follows up with a dive over the top rope onto Matanza!! The champ is back up and they are now going at it outside!

#11 Jack Evans

PJ and Johnny are celebrating! WWU are in full force!

Meanwhile, Matanza is working the Moth over with a chair to the throat. Inside the ring, the WU are taking it to Son of Havoc. It ends with Jack Evans pinning him.

Jack Evans eliminates Son of Havoc

#12 Sexy Star

She goes right for Johnny Mundo and takes him to the mat! She lays into him as LU goes to break.

When it comes back, the WWU are triple teaming Sexy and then dump her out of the ring, ironically onto Marty. Then Johnny does a flip over the ropes but when PJ goes for a dive, he's met with a kick from Pentagon.

#13 Ricky Mandel

Not entirely sure who he is... and gets an immediate Superkick from Dark! Package Piledriver! Good night, Ricky.... he goes to break his arm but the ASSASSINS ARE HERE! Three women lead by Black Lotus! One hits a Canadian Destroyer to Pentagon! Johnny swoops in for the 1-2-3!

He then pins Ricky Mandel!

Johnny Mundo eliminates Pentagon and Ricky Mandel

#14 Mascarita Sagrada

He takes the fight to Mantaza and immediately gets the Gift of the Gods for the elimination.

Matanza eliminates Mascarita

#15 Famous B (who was already on the outside!)

He's in the ring against Rey Mysterio... but I think he's trying to sign him! He's giving him his card. Rey pulls him by the tie in to the ropes! 619! 1-2-3!

Rey Mysterio eliminates Famous B

Marty finds himself in the ring with Marty. Marty catches a flying Rey but he's rolled up for the 1-2-3.

Mysterio eliminates Marty the Moth

#16 The Mack

Stunner to the Moth on the way in! Then he immediately enters the ring and dives over the top rope onto a ton of people. There's now chaos on the outside!

#17 Joey Ryan

It just got sleazy in here!

He's got the handcuffs again like last year! He's cuffed himself to the railing and is sitting on the steps. Meanwhile Mack holds a chair to Johnny's back and slams him to the ground. Sexy and Mack are fighting the WWU.

#18 Mil Muertes! (alongside Catrina)

Joey Ryan is stuck on the entryway because he handcuffed himself in! Matanza rips his hand out of the cuffs and tosses Joey in the ring! Flatliner! Meanwhile Matanza hits a Wrath of the Gods to Dr Wagner Jr. Duel covers as the men stare at each other.

Matanza eliminates Dr Wagner

Mil Muertes eliminates Joey Ryan

Now the two trade clubbing blows in the ring! The fight spills out to the floor

#19 Kobra Moon

Kobra takes up residence on the announce table.

Mack hits a Stunner to Jack Evans in the ring to eliminate him! PJ Black runs in and gets a stunner too. Both Mack and Sexy cover him!

Mack eliminates Jack Evans

Mack and Sexy Star eliminate PJ Black

#20 Drago

He comes right at Kobra Moon, who ranas Drago on the floor and then slams his head into the post. Meanwhile Matanza and Mil are still killing each other.

Drago gets back in the ring with Kobra and is able to cover her for the 1-2-3. He immediately gets a major slam from Matanza to get eliminated.

Drago eliminates Kobra Moon

Matanza eliminates Drago

Rey Mysterio finds him in the ring opposite Matanza. Soon everyone in the ring is getting involved. Matanza takes some offense, including a stunner! Enziguri from Johnny! Rey sets teh champ up for the 619! Nails it! Kicks him for another! Nails it... no the champ catches him! But Rey hits a sunset flip powerbomb into the cover 1-2-3!

Matanza is eliminated!

Mysterio eliminates Matanza

Matanza now attacks Rey despite being eliminated. He's bashing him against the guardrail and then punches out a referee. He tosses Rey back in the ring as the crowd reigns boos on him. Wrath of the Gods.

Outside, Johnny Mundo flips off Dario and laughs in his face. What balls.

Dario tries to calm his brother but Matanza shoves him!

Back in the ring, Mundo picks up the scraps by pinning Mysterio

Mundo eliminates Mysterio

Sexy Star tries to roll him up but is unsuccessful. Now Johnny lays some kicks him and the eliminated PJ Black and Jack Evans join Mundo to triple team Sexy.

Meanwhile, they are getting a stretcher for Rey Mysterio. He is wheeled out.


Sexy Star is crawling to Johnny... 1-2-3!

Sexy Star eliminates Johnny Mundo

It's the Mack, Mil Muertes, and Sexy that's left. The friends try to double team Mil to no avail. He hits a Flatliner to Mack. 1-2-3.

Mil Muertes eliminates the Mack

It's just Sexy Star and Mil Muertes. She takes it to Mil with some chops and kicks, but he just tosses her aside. He starts laying in the boots. Then lands a chokeslam.

The Man of a Thousand Deaths gets a table and sets it up in the ring against the corner. He introduces a chair as well. He goes for a chokeslam but she turns into into a DDT on the chair! Now she just lays into him with the chair! She goes for the cover but he kicks out.

He soon catches her and tosses her against the table... but she avoid the spear and he crashes into the table! She goes for the cover but still only a nearfall!

Mil lands a nasty punch that just lays her out. He goes for another table and sets it in the ring. He then positions Sexy on the top turnbuckle and looks for a Flatliner from top there.

But Sexy fights out and pushes Mil through the table! Footstomp! 1 - 2 -3 ! Sexy Star pins Mil Muertes! Sexy wins the title!

Sexy Star pins Mil Muertes to win the Lucha Underground championship!

The crowd goes wild!


What a ride. Thanks for watching with us!