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Lucha Underground results, live blog (Oct. 26, 2016): Won’t Stop, Can’t Stop

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Here's a place to check results and comment along with the latest airing of Lucha Underground in its regular Wednesday night at 8PM Eastern time slot on El Rey Network.

Here, we’ll keep you up on of all the happenings in Boyle Heights here while the show airs. Later, you’ll get a regular reactions post. In addition to a way for folks to keep up, this space is for you to rave and/or bitch about whatever goes down on the hottest new concept to hit pro wrestling in ages - during its initial broadcast!

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LU S3E8 LIVE BLOG

Alright, folks, let's Lucha!

Dario is in his office when Sexy Star enters. She says next week she's cashing in her Gift of the Gods opportunity against Matanza for next week. He reminds her that she's defending that against Johnny Mundo tonight. She says that'll be a nice warm up. Dario tells her that if any of her friends (the Trios champs) interfere, they are banned for the temple forever.

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Marty "The Moth" Martinez (w/Mariposa) vs. Ivelisse

It starts with Ivelisse coming out swinging. She gets some offense in until Marty hits a powerslam. While Marty distracts the ref, Mariposa pulls Ivelisse onto the ring apron and bites her!

Ivelisse fights out of a submission and goes for a roll up, garnering a 2 count. She hits a big kick to the face for another nearfall. Soon Marty uses his size to battle bag. A she fights back with a slap to the face and eventually locks in a Tiger Sleeper.

The Moth runs her into the corner but Ivelisse holds on. He runs her into the corner again and then slams her down. He hits a full nelson slam which gets him the win.

Marty the Moth def. Ivelisse

After the match, as the Martinezes are celebrating in the ring, Her boyfriend Jeremiah (Sami Callihan) runs in and takes it to both. However the numbers prove to be too much and the siblings gang up on him. Ivelisse runs into even the score and hold the ring. He tries to hug her but she pushes him away and he tries to apologize.

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There's another preview for the White Rabbit, this time seeing a dude in sunglasses and a top hot.

Backstage, Ivelisse is leaving and Jeremiah is chasing behind her. He tells her that Dario gave him an opportunity to compete and he took it. He talks about how much of a force they could be together. Ivelisse reluctantly agrees but informs him that Dario is a piece of crap and if Dario orders them to fight, she'll kick his ass.

Dario enters a limo to speak to his mysterious friend. The friend asks if he's chosen a "new host body" to which Dario says he has two in mind - and one of them can with the Ultimate Opportunity in the next match. Dario is given a box that he leaves the limo with. (Host body??)

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Texano vs. Cage in the Best of 5 series

Cage is up 2-0. The winner may be the host body for some God or monster or something.

The fight is rather even early, with Texano holding a slight advantage, until the fight spills outside. Cage uses the surroundings to start taking the fight to his opponent. Texano fights back and tosses Cage into a bunch of chairs (after asking the crowd to clear the way.)

After some more back and forth, Texano does a sunset Powerbomb from the ring onto Cage (who is on on the apron.) After he gets Cage back in the ring, this only earns him a 2 count. Texano goes up top but misses a Senton. This allows the machine to take over. This leads to a big time superplex in the corner which weakens both men and when he's finally able to cover, he only gets a 2 count.

As the War Drums bet, he tries for what could be Weapon X. Texano reverses into a White Noise for a nearfall. The men trade back and forth some more. Texano hits a rana in the corner and follows by a leaping leg lariat but it is not enough. He sets up for another move but Cage hits a Discus Lariat and follows up with a Buckle Bomb and then a TKO. This only get a near fall. When he goes for more, Texano just rolls him up for the 1-2-3.

Texano def. Cage

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Back in Dario's office, he's looking in the box when there's a knock on the door. It's Rey Mysterio. Rey talks about how Chavo's BS is wasting Rey's time. So he asks for a loser lives lucha match against Chavo for next week. El Jefe is down for it and approves it for next week!

Johnny Mundo vs. Sexy Star (c) for the Gift of the Gods championship

While Johnny tries a ground game, it's a poke to Sexy's eye that really gives Mundo charge of the match. He maintains control with a series of pin attempts and submissions. Eventually Johnny is set up for a moonsault in the corner but Sexy gets her leg up. This stuns Johnny and is the opening that Sexy Star needs.

A series of strikes rocks Johnny. She then follows up with a Code Breaker and Back Stabber but only earns a 2 count. Johnny gets her in a Fireman's Carry but as he spins her, the ref is hit. She rolls him up for a clear three but the ref isn't in position in time. Johnny then goes for a spear but the ref is nail instead.

While the ref is down, Star knocks in a choke. This is when the World Wide Underground in and PJ and Jack Evans hit steroid superkicks to Sexy Star. Then they hit up a triple air guitar riff! They then set up another triple team move. A new ref runs down to count a pin but Sexy kicks out at 2. The Underground then lay out this new ref with a double super kick as well!

PJ Black introduces a steel chair and Johnny puts it over the neck of Sexy. He then climbs up to the top as the other two hold her down -- it's the Mack! The Mack is here for the save! Stunner to Black! Stunner to Evans! Stunner to Mundo! Twice!

Chairshot from Sexy! 1-2- kick out!

The other two of the Underground start double teaming Mack outside, which distracts Sexy Star. He tosses her across the ring and then sets up for the End of the World. He missed! He then grabs the chair but the ref takes it from him. So Johnny uses some brass knuckles to Sexy Star instead and nails Sexy Star 1-2-3.

New champion.

Johnny Mundo wins the Gift of the Gods Championship

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Backstage Prince Puma is working out on a punching bag. Vampiro rolls in again. He tells Puma that he's not done with Mil. Does he forget what Mil did to Konnan? Vampiro says to reach his full potential, he's going to have to do the same to Mil Muertes. Vamp says he did always hate Konnan, but he's always respected Puma.

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That's the show, everyone. Thanks for watching with us!