Remembering they have a pay-per-view (PPV) this Sunday, WWE booked a bunch of title matches for the show. Unfortunately, they forgot the event also has the annual Royal Rumble match on it, so the booked the guys most likely to win it as complete doofs.
What happened? Did they get confused and think that Brock Lesnar likes to overcome things? If that was the case, why wasn't Roman Reigns smashing stuff? Who authorized Chris Jericho getting three costume changes? Haven't they seen Tough Enough?
Was Vince McMahon re-writing the show on the fly, or did he spend all night yelling at George Barrios to buy the company that manufacturers those lottery balls so he can fire everyone who works there?
Sorry, Cagesiders. We don't know. But Geno & I do know that we have a show to do today - and we're pretty confident we can top whatever that was last night.
Possibly with your help, if we can get to some of your questions from the comments below & Twitter (in between The General's many popular catchphrases), when the show starts at 1:00PM Eastern.
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