We have discovered two things at which Eva Marie excels

And they are...

Non-verbally showing that she's a horrible friend and back-stabber...

And inexplicably celebrating with a giant air guitar riff...

Now if we could just figure out the whole talking thing...pretty sure learning how to wrestle is still out of the question, though.

Just kidding, red! Appreciate the effort you're putting in to entertain us. Keep doing you...preferably as an over-the-top heel (who doesn't have to wrestle, or talk, a lot).

Props to Tape Machines Are Rolling on tumblr for the GIFs.