As if those darn table-hating Dudleys weren't bad enough, the WWE locker room now has Sting coming in, stealing decorative figures and crushing them in garbage trucks.
Well, WWE & United States champ (and dedicated Home Goods shopper) Seth Rollins isn't going to take it any more. Explaining that it's about more than just the statue which was set to join similar likenesses of all-time greats like Bruno Sammartino, Andre the Giant and Ultimate Warrior, it was about the hard work that the artists, craftsmen and, lo, the entire WWE Universe put into creating his prize...Rollins will avenge their efforts by ending The Vigilante at Night of Champions.
So much damn work went into that statue. Not just me, but the casters and crafters. All of @wwe played a part. Sting robbed us all and now at #nightofchampions I'm going to redeem us by taking his legacy as compensation for my statue.