Curtis Axel & Damien Sandow are perfect as The Mega Powers, still squashed by The Ascension at Payback

The Kickoff show for tonight's WWE Payback pay-per-view (PPV) in Baltimore, Maryland featured Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow doing their best Mega Powers impersonation as Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage, respectively.

They were both AWESOME, especially Axel. Watch this entrance:

#MachoMandow and #AxelMania run wild on the #WWEPayback Kickoff! http://t.co/JCcR1EPYIh

— WWE (@WWE) May 17, 2015

How great is that?

Naturally, they were immediately jobbed out to The Ascension in just a couple minutes.

Something something, this is why we can't have nice things, something something.

Get complete results and coverage of every match on the card at Payback right here.