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The New Day's disdain for all backstage interviewers (except maybe JoJo aka Josephine) is well documented.
But things have taken a turn with Big E's Tweets at Tom Phillips over the last twenty-four hours:
.@TomPhillipsWWE looks like he would rifle through your mother's panty drawer, inhale deeply, and journal about it. pic.twitter.com/sQ0VLz0kTv
— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) November 5, 2015
Poor Tom tries to fire back, and with nothing more than a little photographic evidence:
.@WWEBigE I'm the creepy one? Exhibits A, B, and C pic.twitter.com/qI5PnFEEHi
— Tom Phillips (@TomPhillipsWWE) November 5, 2015
C'mon, Phillips. Would a man who routinely does this in public...
really feel shamed by a few pics? And when a man accuses you of having a diary of your knicker-sniffing escapades, you better come with something more than "you're creepy".
As is befitting such a weak comeback, Tom gets it again from E - and this time it's just...nasty.
.@TomPhillipsWWE You look like you'd drop a deuce in an activities room at a nursing home & blame it on your granny. pic.twitter.com/X7hh5WLBL2
— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) November 5, 2015
Clearly not getting it, Phillips tries once more:
.@WWEBigE you used to PURCHASE and then actually wear these shirts in PUBLIC pic.twitter.com/Y6Lh2aw1BV
— Tom Phillips (@TomPhillipsWWE) November 5, 2015
But, probably sensing that not only doesn't he know the rules, but Tom isn't even playing the same game he is, Big Wool has taken mercy on him and left the crapping-in-public, grandparent-blaming announcer alone.
If he changes his mind, or decides to go after his nemesis Eden, we'll let you know.
Update: It's still going, and Phillips is still hopelessly outmatched.
.@TomPhillipsWWE looks like he wanted to be a medical examiner just so he could stretch out cadavers' orifices. pic.twitter.com/JP7Suul7fV
— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) November 5, 2015
.@WWEBigE looks like he'd ask to hug your pet, and you'd totally say no, but he'd do it anyway, and squish it pic.twitter.com/eFdeDzo7Gc
— Tom Phillips (@TomPhillipsWWE) November 5, 2015
Someone stop the damn match.