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Tag Team Match
The Ascension vs The New Age Outlaws
New blood faces off against pensioners, as The Ascension looks to make their mark in WWE with a victory over the New Age Outlaws.
Tale of the Tape
The Ascension
Konnor
Hails From: Springfield, The Wasteland
Notable Accomplishments: Didn't punch a cop
Viktor
Hails From: Centerville, The Wasteland
Notable Accomplishments: Got Lance Storm to be serious for a minute
New Age Outlaws
Billy Gunn
Hails From: Bewp Bewp
Notable Accomplishments: 1990 Sir Mix-a-Lot Honorary Award Winner for the Art of Posterior Appreciation
Road Dogg
Hails From: A family of talented workers (whose talent he didn't inherit)
Notable Accomplishments: Only one in his family that can cut a promo
What's at stake?
The honor and pride of broken down tag team wrestlers everywhere. The Ascension have come out guns blazing against those that have come before them and the New Age Outlaws have a violent response in store.
If you can muster up whatever it takes to care about this one, find out who wins and what comes next for them...right here at the URL you currently have punched into your browser machine.