The JBL (not) Cole Show is back for episode 94 (watch episode 93 here) and here's everything that goes down throughout the course of the 4:44 of what has fast become the best show WWE produces week in and week out:
- Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder celebrate The Show-Off's Intercontinental title by reminiscing about their days as United States championship rivals, and Layla ends up with Iced Z's mark on her.
- The secret of Clem Layfield's paramour gets out...sort of. An old-fashioned game of telephone breaks out, starting with a (semi) closed door meeting between Tom Phillips and Bryron Saxton, and leading to a musical moment between Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston at a weird-ass vending machine.
- Mr. Belding is not happy with JBL for not showing up in his office when called, and for thinking blondes and Canadians are interchangeable. He sentences him to CRC...CHARACTER REHABILITATION CLASS!
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN....
(Also, Dolph's eight pack)