The TNA "Genesis 2012" pay-per-view (PPV) event took place back on Jan. 8, 2012, inside Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, featuring a "Monster's Ball" match between Abyss and Bully Ray.
The stipulation? If Abyss lost, he had to rejoin (wait for it) ... "Immortal."
In addition, the match was littered with foreign objects, which included a certain kitchen utensil that does horrible things to coagulated casein, and even worse things to the male yam bag.
See for yourself.
My favorite part is the delayed, "MOTHER-FUCKER HE GOT MY BALLS."
The ending involved thumb tacks, a kendo stick, and the deadliest weapon of all, JANICE. Anyway, Abyss won with his patented "Black Hole Slam" (right onto one of the barbed wire boards). And the Impact Zone, as it so often does, erupted in cheers.
Well, not really, but a golf clap in the Impact Zone is like a standing ovation at any other arena.