Looking for something to keep in your trophy case between the thirty pieces of silver given to Judas Iscariot and your LeBron James autographed VHS tape of "The Decision"?
Look no further, scripted fight fans! Here's you chance to own a piece of infamy, via WWE's auction site:
This is the steel chair that was used by Seth Rollins to attack his former partners Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns on the night that The Shield imploded on the June 2, 2014 edition of RAW. This chair was personally autographed later that evening by WWE Superstar Seth Rollins at the Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN.
The bidding stands at $500 as of this writing, and is open until the end of this month.
Half a G is a bargain for a piece of wrestling history - the bastard even signed it for you! Imagine what your friends will think? Or your enemies...either group will think twice about showing you their back when they see this little beauty in the fancave.
Plus, if you're ever confronted by a member of the faction that this chair shattered, you'll be all set. Roman Reigns will break down and need to visit his therapist, and Dean Ambrose will...well, who the heck knows what that lunatic will do, but at least you can hit him with a steel chair and run away.
Do I hear $510?