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WrestleMania 30 for Dummies: Every WrestleMania Ever In Ten Words Or Less (Updated!)

*Note: Edited to include Wrestlemania XXX.

Is it Wrestlemania yet? Well, it's almost here, kids. I'm sweaty palm excited over here, and certainly you are too. If you're reading this, dear Cagesider, this probably won't be your first Wrestlemania. But for one of your friends maybe it will be. So to get them in on the conversation, I've provided a simple guide to the "Showcase of the Immortals" (and a reference for everyone else) as I describe every Wrestlemania ever in just 10 words or less because the "One Minute or Less" gimmick has been taken.

Thanks, WWE.

Let's get it:

1. Wrestlemania: Just a glorified Sunday afternoon house show.

2. Wrestlemania 2: Three cities is too much man, just pick one.

3. Wrestlemania III: Hogan slams a giant while a lot of people watched.

4. Wrestlemania IV: Macho Man wins four. Get out of the way, Hogan.

5. Wrestlemania V: Mega Powers go BOOM! EXPLOSION!

6. Wrestlemania VI: The Ulllllllllllltimate Challenge! Seriously, get out of the way Hogan.

7. Wrestlemania VII: Hogan wins for America. Savage versus Warrior was way better.

8. Wrestlemania VIII: Should have been Hogan versus Flair. Savage-Flair steal show.

9. Wrestlemania IX: Yokozuna wins, Hulk Hogan wins, nobody wins.

10. Wrestlemania X: Hogan who? Bret, Owen, Shawn, Razor, and a ladder.

11. Wrestlemania XI: At least Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy were hot.

12. Wrestlemania XII: Bret and Shawn wrestle for a really long time.

13. Wrestlemania 13: Stone Cold nearly dies. Sid poops his trunks. Allegedly.

14. Wrestlemania XIV: Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Tyson! Down goes Michaels!

15. Wrestlemania XV: Vince Russo ruins everything except Rock versus Austin I.

16. Wrestlemania 2000: Everybody was there. EVERYBODY. Triple H wins. BOO THIS MAN.

17. Wrestlemania X-Seven: The last day wrestling was unquestionably awesome. Best show ever.

18. Wrestlemania X-8: Remember when Hulkamania died? They were lying to you, man.

19. Wrestlemania XIX: The best show you didn't watch. And Brock nearly dies.

20. Wrestlemania XX: Really long show with really creepy ending (in hindsight).

21. Wrestlemania 21: CenaWinsLOL begins. And Big Show is a sumo.

22. Wrestlemania 22: Cena wins LOL. And hot lesbian action.

23. Wrestlemania 23: Cena crashes car, wins LOL. Also, Vince McMahon loses hair.

24. Wrestlemania XXIV: Shawn Michaels is sorry, Ric. He loves you.

25. Wrestlemania 25: Undertaker almost dies, Shawn kicks out, everybody loses shit.

26. Wrestlemania XXVI: Finish Shawn like a man, dawg. And Cena wins LOL.

27. Wrestlemania XXVII: Cole wins, Miz wins, nobody wins. No, actually Rock wins.

28. Wrestlemania XXVIII: Bryan loses, America still bitter two years later. Rock wins.

29. Wrestlemania 29: Cena wins LOL, Rock tears pelvis, fucks up everybody's plans.

30. Wrestlemania XXX: Daniel Bryan wins, Cena wins, Taker loses. Wait, what?

If you have a better 10 words or less explanation of any or all of these Wrestlemanias, go ahead and post them in the comments below. Enjoy Wrestlemania XXX everyone, however you plan to watch it.

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