Invitational Divas Championship Match
AJ Lee (c), Natalya, Alicia Fox, Layla, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Eva Marie, Emma, Summer Rae, Naomi, Cameron, Aksana, Rosa Mendes and Tamina
The Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational is a groundbreaking match concept and is guaranteed to steal the show at WrestleMania 30.
The Andre The Giant Battle Royal is getting all the attention but let's face it, it is a desperate match type that's been done to death over the years. Sticking a meaningless Andre trophy onto it is just a cheap ploy to cover up the fact that WWE needed a group match on short notice to fit in a bunch of lower-card performers like Zack Ryder and Brodus Clay. The Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational, on the other hand, is a never-before-seen one fall legit championship match featuring only the very best 14 divas on the main roster. And there was nothing rushed about this one; the masterfully crafted story behind this match has been slowly brewing since 2012.
The Road to WrestleMania 30
AJ Lee and Vickie Guerrero have despised each other since 2012 when they each had runs as the top authority figure on Monday Night Raw. AJ Lee eventually found great success as a singles wrestler in 2013, and by 2014 she became the longest reigning Divas Champion in company history.
So it is no surprise that her old nemesis Vickie Guerrero popped up again just in time for WrestleMania 30, where Vickie has forced AJ to defend her title in the Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational.
The culmination of this epic tale of revenge, jealousy, and Reality TV will take place in a match where the very best 14 divas on the roster will battle it out to a dramatic one fall finish. In order for AJ to emerge successful here, she will not only have to incapacitate up to 13 other elite divas at once, but she will also have to make sure that none of these 13 other divas pin each other as well. Here is a quick scouting report on each of her highly skilled 13 opponents:
Aksana: Her unstoppable eye-crushing knee attack has all of her foes cowering in fear.
Alicia Fox: She has intelligently spent the last month hiding away on Main Event and Superstars in order to keep the rest of the divas and her employers in the dark about her current move set.
Brie Bella: Brie has been practicing her own version of the Fingerpoke of Doom by jabbing pregnancy tests into public toilets at arenas across the world.
Cameron: Girl, bye! Cameron has shown on Total Divas that she will unleash scandalous photos of her adversaries if anybody tries to outshine her.
Emma: Her rookie status clearly indicates that she is not as experienced in the ring as any of these other women, but her friendship with Santino has no doubt taught her how to achieve success in this underdog role.
Eva Marie: Her unique entertainment style may one day transition the divas division from being "Smart, Sexy, Powerful" to "Simple, Robotic, Ginger."
Layla: Layla's conditioning is incredible. She has just returned from a 6-month break yet her cardio is already superior to that of highly credible main event superstars like Batista.
Naomi: Her ass-based offense makes even Rikishi blush.
Nikki Bella: Last year she focused her training regimen to produce a massively increased chest capacity that could easily distract the referee at the most opportune times.
Natalya: There is no body fluid, gas, or Icy Hot in existence that Natalya won't exploit to gain an advantage on her enemies. Her increasingly frequent Sharpshooter Botch has been messing with the minds of her opponents for months now.
Rosa Mendes: ProFightDB says that Rosa has only one televised victory since August 2011. But what ProFightDB's shallow records don't measure is how severely Rosa is covered with the intangible "IT" from head to toe. In fact she should probably see a doctor about IT.
Summer Rae: The only reason Summer Rae is 30 and still single is because she has chosen to dedicate her entire adult life to winning the divas championship at WrestleMania. Her valet Fandango can only dream of achieving a WrestleMania moment of such grand magnitude.
Tamina: Not even CM Punk knows AJ better than her own personal bodyguard. As an aside, is anybody else disappointed that Tamina never formed a power couple with Ted DiBiase Jr. called "con-tamina-ted"?
What's at Stake?
The Divas Championship, created in 2008, is finally on the line at a WrestleMania event. This is by default the most important Divas Championship match in WrestleMania history, because it is the only one in WrestleMania history.
AJ Lee's historic 290+ day reign as divas champion will be tested in the most extreme manner possible, and no other match on the card has stakes this high. When all is said and done, the Vickie Guerrero Divas Championship Invitational will rank right up there with Hogan versus Rock, Undertaker versus Shawn Michaels, and CM Punk versus Undertaker as WrestleMania matches that Triple H will have absolutely no chance to follow afterwards.
So do yourself a favor and take that bathroom break during something much more predictable like Brock Lesnar's match. You just can't afford to miss out on the most anticipated and exciting 14-Diva wrestling match of the year!