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"Don't turn a work into a shoot" Twitter Grudge Match
Alberto Del Rio vs. Batista
The evil Batista continues his reign of terror in WWE at Elimination Chamber tonight (Sun., Feb. 23, 2014) at the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota, as the hero of the masses, Alberto Del Rio, seeks to save us all.
Tale of the Tape
Batista
Hails from: Vince McMahon's wet dreams
Notable Accomplishments: Got rejected by WCW in it's dying days, Belly Button Tattoo Quarterly: Tattoo of the Year 2008, fashion inspiration for Euro trash, Only returning star to get heat upon arrival
How he got here: dating a Marvel executive (I mean that's the only reasonable explanation for getting the role of Drax, right?) and steroids (allegedly)
Alberto Del Rio
Hails from: The legendary seed of Dos Caras
Notable Accomplishments: Survived Mistico's entourage pulling a gun on him, longest sustained push without getting over in WWE history, Snoopy Award for Excellence in Scarf Wearing, Former-BFF with Ricardo Rodriguez
How he got here: Ask Zeb Colter
What's at stake?
I've got nothing. We all know that this match means nothing and is just a way to keep Batista busy. The only thing of interest is how bad they have Batista beat ADR.
Will ADR get significant offense?
Will it go more than 5 minutes?
You know where you'll find the answers to those and all of your Elimination Chamber-related questions, right?
(Hint: it's the website you're on right now)