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Before we go further, let me just get this out of the way: I have no idea if what I'm writing about for this date in pro wrestling history actually ever took place on this date in history. And here's the thing: I don't really care.
Why? Because it's New Year's Eve, I didn't feel like doing any real research, and I won't ever pass up on any opportunity, real or imagined, to write about the living legend Ron Simmons and quite possibly the greatest gimmick ever.
"DAMN!"
Just watch:
Huge pop.
What's your favorite "DAMN", Cagesiders?