WWE Main Event spoilers and open thread for Oct. 16

WWE Main Event comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Oct. 9, 2013) at 8 p.m. ET on ION Television from Kansas City, Missouri. As per usual, this episode was taped on Tuesday prior to the Friday Night SmackDown tapings.

In lieu of a live blog, we're going to hit you with spoilers for tonight's show while also providing an open thread for discussion once the broadcast goes live.

- Dean Ambrose def. Dolph Ziggler to retain his United States championship in a match that lives up to the expectation you likely have for it.

- Tons of Funk & Santino Marella def. 3MB because the latter are jobbers and that's what they do.

- Damien Sandow def. R-Truth in a nothing match.

- Great Khali def. Fandango in an even bigger nothing match.

Enjoy the show tonight!