Stone Cold Steve Austin signs 35,000 copies of WWE '13

So I rig up my kitchen table and get all situated. I used silver liquid paint pens to sign the cards and it was a pain in the ass to keep the pens properly charged up to get a good signature. I start writing my name-STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.....OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER...You get the point. Now for those that don't know me, I have a real hard time sitting still. Now, I ain't talking nervous, twitchy, weird, can't sit still...Cause I can sit for hours watching football, etc. But sitting at a table and writing STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN gets real old real fast...Especially when you're signing up to 8 or more hours a day. Working with them damn paint pens is enough to send you over the edge. I used a couple hundred dollars worth of pens on this extravaganza. I am an official expert on paint pens. If you have a paint pen problem, I can fix it. Yep...I am a certified paint pen mechanic. Anyway...Back to the story.

Now don't get me wrong, you may be saying to yourself-"Shit. All that motherf#cker is doing is writing his damn name." I ain't saying it was physically hard...I'm saying I was bored to death. Hell, every job I ever had was Manual labor, with a capital M. Between going to PT for my knee, going to the gym, going to meetings, and all the other BS I do, it took 6 weeks or so to sign them damn cards. 35,000 of em. And that's the end of that story.