This is in the running for segment/skit of the year, easy.
During last night's (Aug. 27, 2012) episode of WWE Monday Night Raw, video was shown of Daniel Bryan and Kane taking anger management classes under the orders of General Manager A.J. Lee. Naturally, hilarity ensued. Kane's speech, in particular, was one for the ages.
"I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when my brother set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive ... twice. Since then, I've set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I, uh, once electrocuted a man's testicles. Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie but let's just say that didn't turn out too well. My real father is a guy named Paul Bearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been married, divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and tombstoned the priest. And, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose."
Amazing.
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