Hulk Hogan sex tape reportedly being shopped around while his lawyer threatens lawsuits

Well, I suppose this was bound to happen sooner or later.

Ultimate Warrior warned us that Hulk Hogan was a promiscuous whore and this won't help the Hulkster's case against that. According to the bloodhounds at TMZ, a sex tape featuring the former king of professional wrestling has surfaced and is being shopped around.

That's right, Cagesiders, you may very well be able to watch Hulkamania run wild in the bedroom here soon. Details from the TMZ report:

We've seen a portion of the grainy footage -- featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, "I started to work out again." Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does. ... It's unclear when the tape was shot -- but Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch tells TMZ, he was approached with the tape very recently by a third party.

That is ... what's the word I'm looking for? Disturbing, maybe? This would have happened between the time Hogan had separated from his ex-wife Linda and hooked up with his new lady friend, Jennifer. Which still puts the real American in his 50s.

(Shudder.)

Naturally, Hogan was mortified when hearing of this and quickly went on the offensive with a statement from his lawyer, also to TMZ:

"Terry Bollea is appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video. [Hulk] neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same. It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability."

Once this video is released, anyone plan on putting it on their shelf right next to "One Night in Chyna?" Anyone?