You wouldn't think a story on a pro wrestler's hair would be such a big deal. But you would be wrong.
Indeed, Undertaker shaved his head many months ago and at his advanced age, it's taken quite a while to grow back. Really, it would take a long time to get it to shoulder length for anyone. Which is why it made no sense for him to chop it off.
When he initially returned to TV, they had him wear a laughably bad wig that everyone saw right through and ruthlessly made fun of. WWE quickly decided to run a video promo showing 'Taker cutting his hair. We assumed that meant he would show off his new look the next week on Raw, which was last night's show.
But he didn't. Instead he stayed under a hood to conceal what he actually looks like.
Now, PWTorch.com is reporting that Undertaker won't come out from under the hood until his match against Triple H at WrestleMania 28 on April 1 in Miami, Florida.
At the very least, that gives him an extra six weeks to keep letting his hair grow. It's possible that means he'll look like he did against Kane at WrestleMania 20 but either way, it looks like we won't know for sure until it's showtime.
Sorry to disappoint you, Cagesiders.
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